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[goblinselfshippr]

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last updated 1/20/2025

*please hardblock, I don’t know what softblocking is. Just block me.

My name is Goblin/Caz (they/she)! I'm a 23 year old selfishipper with a preference for stereotypical tumblr sexymen /hj. Your local angelkin selfshipper- none of my s/is are human since I do not see myself as human. I’d love to be moots with other adult selfshippers <3 Feel free to spam my askbox if you want to gush or talk. Anon is always on! My blog is mostly sfw, but you can totally dm for my nsfw ship blog.

I do ask that fanfic writers (who obvs aren’t selfshippers) please stay away from my blog. This isn’t for your personal fic inspo.

You can find my crushes, f/o list, and byf here

and you can find my selfship fic masterlist here

🔖 tags:

#GoblinRambles - general ramblings, may or may not be selfship related (like if I have a tangent that somehow relates to my f/os)

#goblin drunkposting - oh joy! Goblin has been given a glass of wine and pondered the blorbos

#goblinwrites - to do with my self ship writings :)

#goblin crushposting -some blorbo on my thoughts that I'm not ready to claim

#GoblinAnswers - for my asks

#GoblinRamblings - (really similar to the first I know) is for when I start posting like a cat with dilated pupils. Think Memespeak posts.

#GoblinConfesses - random thoughts that I need to confess or I will explode. Also may or may not be selfship related

#🛴[golfcart crew] -tag for any shenanigans Amaimon, Dante, and I get up to

[doyouremem8erme]

hi,my name is Normal About Characters and youcan always trust me to be normal about the cahracter

[confirmed-and-contorted]

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

[angiepants]

This is a man loving blog btw. I know this is the man hating site and increasingly the trans man hating site but that shit stops at my borders

[goblinselfshippr]

I talk a lot about people my bat insert likes/gets along with, so here is her shitlist lol

Dislikes (one-sided)

Dick, surprisingly. Dude gets under her skin like it's an Olympic sport, and she wants to hit him with a chair. Pretty sure he's oblivious to it.

Diana. Idolized her as a kid. Met her and immediately decided hellll nah. Thinks she's self-righteous and kinda snooty. So is Caz herself, but she's not the one wielding a truth telling lasso and beating people up. They're just too similar, and it repels Caz.

Barry. Same as Dick but faster. I think they can become friends, but a lot of effort needs to be made

Disliked Jason at first, but they become friends. One of them doesn't understand sarcasm, and the other almost exclusively uses it. They just don't understand each other at first.

Hates (one-sided)

Talia, top of the list for... obviois reasons. One sided because Talia doesn't think of her at all

Riddler. Exclusively calls him Ligma in conversation to the point of some of the other members tripping up and calling him that to his face lol. He's an annoying twat that sends her into a rage every time

Both dislike each other

Lois. They can eventually become civil, but that's as far as I'd say. They're almost complete opposites except for the fact that they're both stubborn and opinionated.

Clark, at first. They start out disliking each other but become friendly later on. Unfortunately, Lois is still a point of contention.

Constantine. Another thing where they're too similar and piss each other off. Canbecome friends with work.

Both hate each other

Hal Jordan. The result of one-sided dislike turning into full-on hater behavior because Caz had to be petty. It's all on her for not holding her tongue starting this beef. Hal might even be willing to reconcile if Caz were to grow up because he's a good guy, but tbh I don't see that happening.

[goblinselfshippr]

I keep thinking about maid era!Caz and Ra's meeting actually lolol I think they're pretty equally deranged in a way that would make them friendly with each other.

Ra's doesn't have friends, and if he did, the idiot spoiling his perfect grandson would not be one. (Lies) They just play 8ball and words with friends occasionally.

The "kidnapped maid" storyline doesn't appeal to me really, but I love the idea of this over dramatic old man just waltzing into his ex son in law's home like he owns the place and Caz has to host him while worrying messing up will mean either certain doom or worse, getting fired. Like this

[goblinselfshippr]

The rest of the fam leaves for patrol, and Caz is just like "DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THE SPOOKY OLD MAN"

they come back, hear yelling, freak out because Caz is about to die, realize that they're watching a movie and yelling at the tv.

[goblinselfshippr]

I keep thinking about maid era!Caz and Ra's meeting actually lolol I think they're pretty equally deranged in a way that would make them friendly with each other.

Ra's doesn't have friends, and if he did, the idiot spoiling his perfect grandson would not be one. (Lies) They just play 8ball and words with friends occasionally.

The "kidnapped maid" storyline doesn't appeal to me really, but I love the idea of this over dramatic old man just waltzing into his ex son in law's home like he owns the place and Caz has to host him while worrying messing up will mean either certain doom or worse, getting fired. Like this

[goblinselfshippr]

Poor Dante. Exposed to my Bullshit since 12 years old (don't worry, he's playing. Mostly)

[goblinselfshippr]

Golfcart Crew is literally just me, my brother, and my bestie being King of the Hill and Regular Show characters TBHHH

How to tell goblin grew up in an area where you can own livestock in the city limits

[goblinselfshippr]

More golfcart crew fake chats bc I love this crap lol

[uss-moonveil]

Listen as an autistic person I really do understand the urge to want your selfships to be ‘accurate’ but 1) accuracy is subjective 2) your f/o will act differently (in a positive way) after knowing you 3) at the end of the day this shit is self indulgent soOOOOOOOO have fun and indulge<3

[zephyrdaze]

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[ebihearts]

Looking through your F/Os source tag is like:

cool fanart *SHIP TAG you blocked* *SHIP TAG you blocked* *SHIP TAG you blocked* cool fanart *SHIP TAG you blocked* *SHIP TAG you blocked* *SHIP TAG you blocked* *SHIP TAG you blocked*

[goblinselfshippr]

Caz: 🥺

Nate: No.

Caz:🥺🥺🥺

Nate: I am NOT taking you to 2002 so we can watch the premier of Spirit.

[goblinselfshippr]

GAAAAAAH HE'S JUST SO HANDSOME

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Doing this to all of you

[goblinselfshippr]

OKAY SO MAYBE I DO HAVE A TYPE