Apr 22
why are we in the desert, cornchip. also, my head itches
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why are we in the desert, cornchip. also, my head itches
here is part 2 of hollanov dads headcanons. please like. it feeds my family.
Hollanov dads headcanon: Shane is goblin and their babies is goblins and Ilya take his goblin family to the park so Shane can eats beans off the babies heads in the fresh air maybe
I don’t have much time left before the beans consume me. I’m sorry. I love you, Ilya.
i sorry cornchip storby i hope you okay
Ilya…I miss you. Please come home. I know it is probably impossible for you to love a monster like me, but please…please…I am still the same Shane I have always been deep down inside. I need you. I miss you. I love you.
PSA to Ilya and Ronald Reagan I don’t support you or your restaurant with the yellow arches. I am beautiful
I needs medicine