Goblin Shane

@Heated_goblin on TikTok. @Addinavi on ao3. Gay goblin. Goblin who loves gay. I write gay stuff, and post gay stuff, and do gay stuff. Mid-20s. Minors DNI.

[goblin-shane]

For anybody asking about the proof that Ilya throws his poop out the window. RR I can’t keep defending you…

[goblin-shane]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hello! Chapter 9 of my Hollanov surrogacy fic, “Pucked up!” Is out now.

Enjoy 💚

[ironduke37]

I have a theory. Hear me out.

They're gay.

[writing-write-now]

@therealcharlesingalls do you think there is any old man yaoi happening between these two?

[therealcharlesingalls]

I know there’s old man yaoi happening between those two

[therealcharlesingalls]

Pa, I have question. Do you think me, as goblin, would be allowed to lives in walnut grove? Do you thinks I could stays with you maybe in your little house? Thanky

Hey so like what’s up with the beans? Don’t get me wrong, I’m also really confused about everything else, but im most confused about the beans.

[goblin-shane]

kit connor ketchup connor google kit connor eatings ketchup fartstopper post

[goblin-shane]

la la la la i loves my cornchip. i always on his mind.

[littlenickey]

This was possibly the wildest conversation I could have walked in on while they were on their date after being married for 3 days

[goblin-shane]

Finally uploaded chapter 8 of my Hollanov surrogacy fic, “Pucked Up!”

Thanky for reading <3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/78185461/chapters/211509191

[goblin-shane]

Hollanov headcanon:

Ilya is allergic to strawberries. When Shane is feelings angry with him, he hide strawberries in his food and then he also hides Ilya’s EpiPen and cellphone. This trains Ilya to not make his husband angry out of fear of death.

[goblin-shane]

Hollanov headcanon:

Late at night when they’re snuggling, Ilya feels tiny tickles on his ear. It’s Shane, putting a diseased rat up to Ilya’s ear and letting it lick and nibble at his earwax. Ilya gets typhus from this and spends a month in the hospital.

[goblin-shane]

Beans and Question:

What do you guys think Ilya would do if he found Shane breaking their mailman’s legs? Do you think he would be mad or would he just lets him get away with it?

[goblin-shane]

Hollanov headcanon:

David and Yuna tried taking Shane fishing once. He started sucking on all the worms, killing them all. They never went fishing again. They keep this a secret from Ilya, though. They’re afraid he will leave their son if they tell him about the worm sucking.

[goblin-shane]

Hollanov headcanon:

Sometimes, when Shane is alone, he chugs an entire gallon of milk and then throws it up on the floor. He then waits for Ilya to find it. It’s like their own special game.

[goblin-shane]

Hollanov headcanon:

Sometimes, Ilya doesn’t wash his butt for months. He sticks things in it like rocks, twigs, leaves, and mud. He makes a little nest in his ass like he is a bird, and refuses to wash it until Shane is screaming, and crying, and begging because he’s so tired of his husband having a dirty ass.

[goblin-shane]

Hollanov headcanon:

Ilya eats 100 ants every night before bed. Sometimes they crawl out of his mouth and into Shane’s mouth when they kiss. Shane does not like this. He does not like when ilya’s ants crawls inside his mouth.

[goblin-shane]

Hollanov headcanon:

Ilya eats 100 ants every night before bed. Sometimes they crawl out of his mouth and into Shane’s mouth when they kiss. Shane does not like this. He does not like when ilya’s ants crawls inside his mouth.