during my library booksale a patron approaches with a stack of dvds
PATRON: dvds are $1 right?
ME: yes
PATRON: sweet I got 10 of them. You have a great collection
ME: sir, where did you get these?
PATRON: behind me
ME: Oh, those aren't for sale, but they're part of the library so you're free to check them out
PATRON: ...how was I supposed to know that?
ME: *stares at the three labels clearly saying the DVD is part of the library* Did you want to check them out?
PATRON: I'd have to return them though?
ME: ...yes
PATRON: nevermind



















