#god i wish..

[horror-vampire]

Give me The Riddles™️

nah i was lying im not good at riddles but you can figure out that its a dude putting a glass in his ass

i think the thing shattered or something at one point

[abstractlesbian]

Me: can’t decide on five year anniversary gift for gf

Brain: five years = buy her five gifts. Problem solved.

Me: I dont have that much money.

[quiznaks]

future self is helping you save up for a con where you can meet jeremy

okay i like this idea much better cbsbwjfjd

[space-asstronaut-blog]

I'm going to cry.. Those colorblind glasses are $350.. I wish I had the money.