#goddammit satan

[lady-of-spades]

Oh

There were a lot of things I expected upon returning from my hell week thus far, though somehow the last thing I expected was to find Satan waiting here with a gallon of milk and his fair share of rent money...   

[lovely-white-lines]

[venitinmentem]

I think my lady parts actually invented time zones.

Because I hate time zones. Time zones must have been invented by Satan.

And my lady parts are Satan.