#goddammit ted

[themikewheelers]

All these other promos got us hyped but with the new one of the Wheeler house every reaction I’ve seen so far seems to just be “Goddammit Ted” in response to the Reagan sign

[steelbonesandbighearts]

OOC;; My uncle does not know Hebrew nearly as well as he thinks he does, but insisted on reading the Hagadah in Hebrew anyways.

So many amazing mistakes, especially in the plagues.

Instead of saying the plague of “frogs” צְפַרְדֵעַ my uncle said a plague of “A Frenchman” צרפתי

He also accidentally said the Hebrew slang for penis instead of “Zion.” And I’m the only one who actually understands a decent amount of Hebrew at the table, and I’m just trying to laugh in his face at how stupid he sounds.

Normally I wouldn’t be so mean to someone making language mistakes, but he acts like he knows everything and refuses to accept his mistakes [and is incredibly mean, especially to service-people and my younger cousin]

This is why no one’s letting you become a rabbi, Ted; Not because your ex-wife sabotaged you like you say, but because you are a special kind of stupid.

[taya-fox]

Storytime @2am

Ted threw away a cherry bundt cake because he doesn’t like cherry. He didn’t give it to George, because George is allergic. But he didn’t think to ask Fred if he wanted it. Turns out, cherry bundt cake is Fred’s favorite and he’s pissed that Ted threw it away. I think I just came up with a How I Met Your Mother episode. I’m tired.

[pro-farter]

Thank you, Half an Onion in a bag