I ship you with goddammitmastuda
The Peener ship is back again
"Do it for the vine" Alexis whispers to Maya, who stands in the middle of her house with a tomato in her hand. "Do it and I'll let you hug me in public."
Motivated, Maya slaps the tomato to her face and dies.
"What have I done." Alexis falls to the ground to where her friend lays and weeps, "I fucking gave you the last tomato. Now the salad will never be made!!"
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