You are already too late! My kitten and puppy slave powered laser death-cannon is already in orbit about the Earth. The polar ice caps, rainforests, and your favorite pizza joint face complete and utter annihilation. Try as you might, but you cannot stop me! My legions of endless, selfless, hopeless (?), merciless, and soulless henchmen bar your path. Through my own superior knowledge and acumen, I have wrought beasts of iron and fire that will bring endless death and devastation! Surrender now, and the world does not have to pay the price of your impudence.
You’ll never get away with this, Dr. WhatsyournameIcantsayit! We are going to out macguffin your plot device!
Your obviously superior and well-armed forces are no match for a group of school children, we will stop you!
No? You refuse my generous offer? Very well then, you have made your choice. Soon all that you know and love will burn! Minions, stop these fools from interrupting me!
You still persist, despite the dire gravity of your situation. Very well. Prepare to face the ultimate power that I have brought into this world! BEHOLD, the Ravaging Autonomous War Robot (RAWR TM)!
This guy looks arbitrarily tough! Get ready for a fight you guys, we have to win!
How is this possible? Beaten by a <INSERT NOUN HERE>? All those years, billions of dollars, and countless lives just thrown away?
Why do I never get to win?
THE POWER OF CUTE LITTLE THINGS/FRIENDSHIP/ROMANCE/BROMANCE/GROWING UP/THE ENVIRONMENT/BONERS/PLOT ARMOR/FOR KIDS/SEQUELS/DADDY ISSUES/ETC MEANT THAT YOU WOULD NEVER WIN!
I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids! I’ll get you gadget! You haven’t seen the last of me!
(A parody-prose poem I wrote a while back. I can hear the voices I used now... Memories aside, a whole lot of nostalgia here as the humorous topic train rolls through the memories of old cartoons and shows. The same message and arcs were repeated over and over again for most of them. Makes for a pretty good laugh.)