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My father about Sebastian and Joseph from The Evil Within

#goddamn it dad #the evil within #alonsybitches

so my dad's tryin to find love

and the role reversal since has me ctfu

we're out for dinner and he's on his phone, he's doing the dishes and stops to text a lady, "I'm just putting my shoes on" no you're not, you're talking to a lady 😅😅

I'm like PUT YA DAMN PHONE AWAY, WE'RE LATE JOHN

#parents #personal #trying to be supportive #goddamn it dad

Time to bail dad out of prison again.

#this is like the third time #goddamn it dad #eponine #les mis

I would reblog that post but I know for a fact my dad is bi

#Goddamn it dad #I'm trying to be edgy and gay here

i created a group chat for my family all of two hours ago and my dad already sent a dad joke this has got to be a record

#goddamn it dad #julia.txt

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My freaking dad forgot to pick me up at my german course shit.

Let me explain you my situation:

I had no phone. It’s dark. It’s 10pm. No fucking buses. I was in the middle of fucking nowhere.

At least the taxi picked me up.

*sighs*

#goddamn it dad #i was actually afraid these two idiots were fighting #my parents .... yeah. anyway. they weren't #also i was afraid they'd freak out and call the police #LMFAO

i was having a mental break down and my dad thinks it's a good idea to force the fucking door and enter :)

#goddamn it dad #i ran away from the fucking kitchen for a fucking reason #personal #delete later

my dad was on my computer for 10 minutes installing some shit and somehow deleted almost everything from my account

#personal #text #like everything i had on chrome #stylish xkit all that shit #goddamn it dad

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