Frosty the Snowchick

Andromeda/21/Mutant. Ex-delinquent, X-PersonActually The Worst Wizard Mobile Nav

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

that gamer feel when……ur gaming

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

explain

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

only gamers will get this

[beeefy]

i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

[animatedtext]

requested by spaced-out-and-shut-in

[hollowboobtheory]

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

[hollowboobtheory]

witches

herbs and gardening

cook a lot

wear lots of black

cats

magical brews

probably the village midwife

cottage in the woods

vine whips and healing spells

bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute

wizards

wear blankets, if you’re lucky

lab in a tower

grad student vibes

will definitely accidentally kill you

fireballs

high in some kind of magical drug

hat that scrapes the ceiling 

cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week

[quavey]

Three stages of yawn, by Ripley

[1995lahaine]

i am always kidding but i am also always serious. do not underestimate me

[allleyezzonme]

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

[gingeralefanclub-deactivated201]

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

[frozenfingers-blog]

mingulay‌:

i didnt have anything better to say

That’s fair I guess

[frozenfingers-blog]

mingulay‌:

;)

Why are you winking at me

[yekkes]

Oh you’re gay? Want to kiss about it

[frozenfingers-blog]

mingulay‌:

discipline is hard to learn but important when you use it with discretion

mmmmmmmmperhaps

[frozenfingers-blog]

mingulay‌:

you just gotta get good at pain management and self control and really just ride the vengeful adrenaline & self medicate with booze

Pain management I can do

Self control and self medicating with booze...

eh

[frozenfingers-blog]

mingulay‌:

@frozenfingers i regularly walk off stab wounds because, again, im a big butch

That’s not exactly what I meant but I won’t deny that that’s impressive

[frozenfingers-blog]

lokiofnone‌:

Cheating is the only way to get ahead in these tough economic times.

This is true

[frozenfingers-blog]

lokiofnone‌:

I’d say it’s the only way that isn’t cheating.

Then I’ll have to figure out how to cheat genetics

[frozenfingers-blog]

lokiofnone‌:

It’s genetic.

That’s cheating

[frozenfingers-blog]

Also how could you possibly out heal CHOKING