#goddamn mice

[hellstobetsy]

Gato Robato is a cute and fun Metroid clone but Jesus these bosses ain’t fucking around

[good-vibes-bad-jokes-and-glitter]

Funny story of the day

>Trying to sleep, and I hear something moving around in the kitchen. >think it's just my cat at first >realize cat is in my room eating food >Anxiety attack kicks in; something is in my house that sHOULD NOT BE >Get up to go look like the dumb white person I am >bring large flashlight to conk potential intruder over the head (ok let's be real at this point I was about to just go wake my mom) >nobody else in the house that shouldn't be >lock back door just to be sure >follow the noises into a corner of the kitchen where I see a small creature and its tail flash by behind the counter >realize that >IIT WAS A FUCKING MOUSE >I HAD A PANIC ATTACK AND THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE KILLED BY SOME ROBBER >AND IT WAS A FUCKING MOUSE >I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK OVER A FREAKING RODENT >DAMN IT FRANCES THIS IS WHAT WE ADOPTED YOU FOR

[residentsuperhero]

fucking fuck fuck you know what's above my bedroom? the attic. and you know where murderers always hide? the attic. or basements. whatever. they are not exclusive, those murderers. but some creepy crawly critter is having the fucking time of his life in the ceiling above me right now and I AM NOT CONVINCED IT IS NOT A MURDERER

[windandwater]

@southerngaelic

southerngaelic replied to your post:

Lol, we make my sister do that at home. "OMFG THERE'S A MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN NANCYYYYYY HELP: and her reaction is pretty much like yours xP

UGH YOU PEOPLE SERIOUSLYYYY. I was the one whose foot it kept running over! SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO DO THINGS. I was FREAKING OUT, too, as I was tying the bag up and my roommate's like "JUST DO IT" and I'm like WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT. I just really hope it was actually in there or else I'm going to have to REPEAT THE WHOLE ORDEAL and I've just about had it with these damn mice, that look so pitiful once they're dead (so small :( tears forever), my heart CAN'T TAKE THIS.

[windandwater]

WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LEAST SQUEAMISH PERSON

True story: when I was younger I was at some ~group campout~ or other (I was forced into a lot of those as a kid/teenager) and the whole campground was hideously disgusting, including dilapidated cabins and "beds" that looked like torture devices, but the bathroom walls were also CONSTANTLY COVERED with daddy longlegs.

SO being the only one not FRANTICALLY TERRIFIED of this situation, guess who had to go in before everyone and clean them off the walls?

YEAH

I wasn't disgusted by them BEFORE, but after REPEATEDLY SWIPING DOZENS OF SPIDERS OFF THE WALLS--askdfsdkafsldf FUCK EVERYTHING.

And now I am a full grown woman with an apartment and living with other adults, and guess who STILL has to capture the mice and clean up the dead mouse (sidenote: DDDD: STILL TRAUMATIZED) and carry a bag WITH A POTENTIAL LIVE MOUSE IN IT out to the garbage?

yeah YEAH

WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE GROWNUP

[windandwater]

fuuuuuuck there's ANOTHER ONE

you guys I can't go through this again there's probably MORE, too laksdjfksdljf