#goddamnit daniel

[pantsaretherealheroes]

Of ALL people, daniel has no right to be like, I can't believe you'd take my daughter in and try and help her without telling me! I can't believe you'd try to tell ME how to parent my child!

[fandomdragon20]

David: My gut hurts

Daniel: is there a knife in it?

Space Kid: is it a fart?

Neil: sounds like intestinal cancer

Max: sounds like a brutal shit to me

Gwen: congratulations, you're turning into a young woman

Dolf: Congrats! You're giving birth!

Nikki: to an ALIEN!!

Daniel: if it's a knife, it was already there when I found the body

[totallyllatot]

I have never been shaved for art purposes, just sex.

Daniel has been shaved, by cultists, for art, and the hair collected and glued to something.

[morbid-impressions]

Leonid Bichevin

[thalass-ophilia]

You almost took all of your shirt off today and I almost screamed wtf who thought a happy trail could be so adorable?????

[justanotherpunkblogger]

GODDAMNIT DANIEL

;-; you left-ed us. You left-ed SG-1. Whaaaaaa D;

[youcallmemila]

Fuck you Dan I have stuff to do apart from seeing your pretty face for extensive amounts of time

[kono-cio-da]

Danny gives best backrubs