#goddamnit please

[sandcakedbrainrot]

Inject the copium into my jugular doc, just.... c'mon do it!!

[deflated-leaf]

*inhale*

please. all i need is one. ONE good and completed batarrow fic. pLEASE

[succulcunt]

I'm in the basement and I just heard my sister shout whY ARE THERE SO MANY PIZZAS

[infinitexforms-blog]

THERE IS A CRICKET OR SOME FUCKING ANIMAL IN MY ROOF AND ITS MAKING THESE REALLY HIGH PITCHED FUCKING CROAKING NOISES AND IM LITERALLY GOING INSANE AND IT SHUTS THE FUCK UP WHEN I TURN THE LIGHT ON AND COME LOOKING FOR IT AND THEN EVERY TIME I TURN OFF THE LIGHT IT STARTS AGAIN IM SERIOUSLY ALMOST IN TEARS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS AND IM THAT ANGRY BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO SLEEP AND IM REALLY FUCKING SICK AND EMOTIONAL SO PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU ARE UP THERE, GIVE ME PEACE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED BY ME NOT COMING UP THERE AND BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU. 

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