#godmedallion

[tennco]

i think he deserves just a little bit for so confidently saying the most insane shit you ever heard. and the commitment to the whole "running a shop" bit he does.

[roaringwish]

i fully believe that okina is a really good cook but she's also extremely lazy (source: everything she's ever done) so one of the things she gets satono and/or mai to do is cook for her. once a month or on a special occasion she'll whip up something incredible but otherwise you're left with the dubious cooking of a pair of dangerously chaotic lesbians. and she eats everything they make for her, of course

Extremely valid headcanon!

Mine is that she's the one who cooks for them and herself because they're either extremely bad at it or Okina won't let them cook in HER kitchen. At least not without her supervision.

But that doesn't stop them from secretly using it sometimes to try and impress her. The results are... mixed.

[not-10kko]

oh yes, they fuck tremendously i agree, i just. want the in-universe deets. i wanna know how everyone got to look so scummy.

[tennco]

if u think about it we know there's even more hell fairies than just piece. the number of potential junheca daughters is boundless

a family can be a very angry widow, her fashion goddess wife, and an entire population of fairy daughters that freely roam through hell

[tennco]

society is in shambles. but you're right, we can take solace in the fact that she is indeed completely deranged 💚

[tennco]

i was gonna point out the list says "include" but you know what? no yeah, sure, kanako doesn't know what sex is, suwako won't tell her. they still fuck but kanako just doesn't know.

[tennco]

great ideas im taking note, thanks for joining this brainstorming session. that first one would just be reading through all touhou material uninterrupted though.

[tennco]

why stop there, lots of sea to go around. i believe in her, i welcome our new fish ruler of the seas. and if something happens to go wrong well she is made of food. ingredience.