#godunclehoratio

[vidrisshadowwolfe]

If Vidris couldn't be your parents, would you rather have Jaeger/Horatio or Ira take care of you?

Grandpa Ira, Godfather Jaeger, and Goduncle Horatio are all very super.  Can’t Shadow Wolfe have all the Wolfe packs and Black packs? C:

[vidrisshadowwolfe]

[After a hungover morning, the Brit returns to the current headquarters of the Black pack, but not alone. Tucked under his arm is the promised and surprisingly remembered gift of a kitten during an alcohol-induced talk with the toddler. The cutest feline that could be found, and it is handed over to the little one as soon as they’re seen, pleased with the work. White moustached, fluff ball becomes the newest member of Shadow Wolfe’s growing animal force.]

Here ya are, sweetheart. Got an ear-full bout how these sorts are called munchkins, thought that’d be just right, being a little bit and all.

Oy! Goduncle Horatio! C:  Kitty! C: C: C:  Hooray, hooray!  Shadow Wolfe has kitty!  Shadow Wolfe thinks kitty is super cutest!  Thank you, Goduncle Horatio! C: C: C:  Shadow Wolfe likes kitty super much lots!  Shadow Wolfe will call kitty Mr. Steele, because kitty has black and white coat and looks funny grumpy. C:

[vidrisshadowwolfe]

[Addressed in a haywire-type font, the following is written with a black marker on top of the padded envelope:]

To: Little Bit From: Goduncle Horatio

Cockwrangler and teabagger, get rid of this from the little bit and will fucking yank the straws out of your holes and shove them up your cocks to have you spin on them.

[The delivery man is perplexed, but decides not to make a fuss, as the small package is delivered to the residence of Wolfes. Once opened by tiny fingers, there is a brief note atop the February 1991 issue of Playboy magazine—a piece of literature that has been recently cleaned for the sake of the adopted, even if certain pages are still folded over for special remembrance.]

Found this out on the street when I was six. First time got to see a naked bird that wasn’t mum. Your’s now so take a peek at the tits when there’s too much fairy juice being pumped out. Too young for the best stuff, but will work your way up there, little bit.

-Goduncle Horatio

Piccies and pressie! C: C: C:  Goduncle Horatio, the ladies in the book are so pretty!  They dress like the pretty ladies in that pink store in the mall with a lot of pretty colors.  Shadow Wolfe thinks the stockings and garter belts look almost like the one we want to buy for Father iWolfe, but they're not mustard yellow. C:  Thank you, Goduncle Horatio! Hooray for pretty piccies! C: C: