Shadow Wolfe

The Adopted Hi! <3 My name is Shadow Wolfe. I'm the happiest little Wolfe because I have the best parents in the world. C: Shadow Wolfe loves Dad Wolfe-Cain and Father iWolfe very much. <3 <3 <3

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Father iWolfe! <3 <3 <3

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Dad Wolfe-Cain! <3 <3 <3

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Random Messaging || SW/Lenka

Lenka: Burning man and glowing woman! That's much better. Men aren't pretty. Shadow! How are you going to glow and fly when you aren't a bug? Are you going to be like spiderman? Your worm has to bite you and then you can be glowing and then you have to have the firefly bite you and then you can fly. Silly Shadow! It's not Braveless. It's Braa... I forgot the rest of the letters. Papa typed it for me first. It's almost braaless. But with a v! Somewhere. You'll cook! Yay! When can you start?

Shadow Wolfe: Lenka! C: Shadow Wolfe thinks all nice things are pretty sparkly and glowing super! What's Spiderman? Shadow Wolfe trains firefly airforce and glowworm army, Shadow Wolfe can become super ninja. Super ninja can do anything. C: Shadow Wolfe doesn't understand why the food is called Braless, why is the food less? Shadow Wolfe can cook any time! Cooking can be a food party. C:

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Wolfe Sister Auntie Eva! C:  Shadow Wolfe thinks sparkle is super magic.  The world is full of pretty and magic and sparkle shiny things!  Tonic water must be magic water because tonic water makes things all shine and sparkle. C:  Why did people design messy glow dresses?  Shadow Wolfe thinks messy glow will be confusing.  Shadow Wolfe thinks Ghost and Candy Day is super!  Shadow Wolfe had been a pumpkin and a brussel sprout! C:

Do you know what’s the prettiest and most magical sparkly shiny thing..? YOU. ✨✨Like serious there are so many sparkles in your eyes to see our world so pretty!! Mmmmmm… Tonic water totally helps see more shine and sparkle thanks to friendly Mr. Gin if you ask Uncle Con. 🕶 Wow I so need a salt emoji to add to that shade like that’ll be coming out asap probs. I NEED TO SHOW YOU PROJECT RUNWAY. You’d love it. 💗A pumpkin and a brussel sprout?!!?!?? XD OMG. That’s too funny. Why veggies?!

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Wolfe Sister Auntie Eva! C:  Shadow Wolfe is only sparkly shiny because Shadow Wolfe is super happy lucky to have super Wolfe pack, Black pack, and Wolfe friends pack! <3  Are Mr. Gin and Tonic Water best friends?  Shadow Wolfe thinks friends are super, friends help each other and then everyone will be happy and sparkly!  Shadow Wolfe wants to watch Project Runway, is there a runway for sparkly things?  Veggies are healthy, Shadow Wolfe thinks if Shadow Wolfe pretends to be healthy veggies on Ghost and Candy Day, maybe more people will learn about healthy eats! C:

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What au would be cuter if viggo was your only dad? One where idris starts dating viggo and then finds out about you, or one where idris is actually your teacher and meets Viggo that way?

Shadow Wolfe thinks most are super!  Shadow Wolfe thinks the superest is when Dad Wolfe-Cain and Father iWolfe and Shadow Wolfe always become happiest family forever fivever ever super ever! C: C:

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Random Messaging || SW/Lenka

Lenka: Shadow! Glowing is soft burning! Burning is burning burning! There's a lot of fire in the burning to be glowing. I don't trust the aliens. Why do they have to glow things? And fly things? Braaivleis is food from the braai! It's yummy. Is brandy an alcohole? When does it go on fire? Do all alcoholes go on fire? Is that why it burns when you drink it? Can you cook my dinner Shadow? I can pay you. It's bad here.

Shadow Wolfe: Glowing is warm, Shadow Wolfe likes pretty and soft glowing. Shadow Wolfe thinks burning man should try to be glowing man because glowing is prettier and happier! C: Flying is super, Shadow Wolfe wants to be a super ninja that flies and glows, then Shadow Wolfe can be like glowworm army and firely airforce. Shadow Wolfe wants to try Braveless, Braveless sounds super. C: Brandy is alcohol, all alcohol can be sparkly and shiny with fire. Hooray for dinner! Shadow Wolfe thinks it'll be fun to cook dinner for Lenka. C:

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Wolfe Sister Auntie Eva! C:  Glowcous is healthy and pretty, Shadow Wolfe thinks Glowcous will be even more fun if Glowcous can sparkle too!  Were the clothes from Project Runway made with glowing tonic water?  Shadow Wolfe wants glowing clothes too!  Maybe Shadow Wolfe can be a glowing pumpkin for Halloween. C:

Aw! It’ll be too pretty to eat!! 😘 AND I have like no idea how to make things sparkle and still eat them. XD Okay so on Project Runway… again no idea on how they made it actually glow but they could’ve!!! One looked SO bad. Like it was really bad. It looked….. messy… black light bad hotel room messy… IT WAS JUST BAD. Baby Wolfe can do 10000000000x better! What were you last Halloween?! Did you trick or treat with your daddies?

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Wolfe Sister Auntie Eva! C:  Shadow Wolfe thinks sparkle is super magic.  The world is full of pretty and magic and sparkle shiny things!  Tonic water must be magic water because tonic water makes things all shine and sparkle. C:  Why did people design messy glow dresses?  Shadow Wolfe thinks messy glow will be confusing.  Shadow Wolfe thinks Ghost and Candy Day is super!  Shadow Wolfe had been a pumpkin and a brussel sprout! C:

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Random Messaging || SW/Lenka

Lenka: Ohh... Shadow! Did you know that there's a really really big party called Burning Man? It's on Google and it sounds bad because why do they have to burn the man? It must be with aliens and the man is a tasty snack for them because aliens would like braaivleis. In the cooking contest did you make braaivleis? Were there a lot of people there? How can you make water go on fire? Why would you cook drinks Shadow?

Shadow Wolfe: Lenka! C: Burning Man is a funny man, maybe the festival people got confused because maybe Burning Man was Glowing Man! Space people glow with glowing flying cars in the sky, Shadow Wolfe thinks maybe Burning Man is alien friend. C: What's braaivleis? There were lots of people at cooking show, water can glow fire and pretty if Shadow Wolfe puts alcohol in fire drinks. C: Cooking is super fun, Shadow Wolfe likes to make yummy firey and shiny food.

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vidrisshadowwolfe:

Wolfe Sister Auntie Eva! C: Glowcous sounds like a super name!  Wolfe Sister Auntie Eva should trademark Glowcous and then Shadow Wolfe can make the yummiest Glowcous! C:  Glowing tongue is funny, Shadow Wolfe may have glowing fingers from making Glowcous and then everybody can glow!

BABY WOLFE! 💜💜💜 Omg so like Glowcous™??? Let’s do it. Forever ours, k? K. I give you ALL the rights to Glowcous™ but I get first taste always!! Can you just imagine glowing?! From food?! Like… when I was little that’d prob be some toxic stuff right there and now it’s super super. 100% trust. It’s like that Project Runway epi where they made glow in the dark fashion

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Wolfe Sister Auntie Eva! C:  Glowcous is healthy and pretty, Shadow Wolfe thinks Glowcous will be even more fun if Glowcous can sparkle too!  Were the clothes from Project Runway made with glowing tonic water?  Shadow Wolfe wants glowing clothes too!  Maybe Shadow Wolfe can be a glowing pumpkin for Halloween. C:

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vidrisshadowwolfe:

Wolfe Sister Auntie Eva! C:  Couscous is yummy!  Couscous is like mini rice and so nutritious!  Shadow Wolfe will try to make glowcous! C:  Hooray for dinner!  Can the dinner be a super party dinner with many glowing food?

Omg… Glowcous™ is totally a thing right now. I can’t. BUT YES! ALL THE GLOWING!!! 🌟 I would love that so much! My tongue is going to be like a glowstick and that sounds like such an Uncle Con joke right now

Next Message:  GAH! I completely forget I have a backspace sometimes, baby Wolfe!!! 🙈 Forget that last part PLS

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Wolfe Sister Auntie Eva! C: Glowcous sounds like a super name!  Wolfe Sister Auntie Eva should trademark Glowcous and then Shadow Wolfe can make the yummiest Glowcous! C:  Glowing tongue is funny, Shadow Wolfe may have glowing fingers from making Glowcous and then everybody can glow!

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Random Messaging || SW/Lenka

Lenka: They take them for super holidays? Do they get to meet alien mamas and papas? It's me and mama and papa for all the holidays! What did the Black pack do for their holidays?

Shadow Wolfe: Lenka! C: Shadow Wolfe thinks alien holidays are super parties with many fun super tech things and special light things. The black pack drove for a very long time and visited so many fun cities! Shadow Wolfe learned fire drinks and then went to cooking contest. C:

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vidrisshadowwolfe:

Sister Auntie Eva! C:  Glowing rice will look so pretty!  Shadow Wolfe thinks food is super superest if food is pretty, yummy, and healthy! C:

WHAT ABOUT GLOWING COUSCOUS?! Like it’d be just like magic pearls! 💜💜💜 I SO want to come over for dinner one day! OR you and your daddies can come here!! And we can take care of dinner. But I totally need your guidance >.<

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Wolfe Sister Auntie Eva! C:  Couscous is yummy!  Couscous is like mini rice and so nutritious!  Shadow Wolfe will try to make glowcous! C:  Hooray for dinner!  Can the dinner be a super party dinner with many glowing food?

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vidrisshadowwolfe:

Wolfe Sister Auntie Eva! C:  If tonic water can make things glow, then Shadow Wolfe will use tonic water instead of water for lots of yummy dishes because glowing is super pretty! C: Shadow Wolfe will find yuzu and then make all kinds of food from mysterious yuzu food!

BABY WOLFE! 💖 Careful what you use tonic water for!! Like alone it’s totally not my thing and like way different taste from reg water. So like… don’t use it for cooking rice! 😮 OKay but imagine tonic water+yuzu. SUPER GLOW! I’d prob drink that at least once <.<

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Wolfe Sister Auntie Eva! C:  Glowing rice will look so pretty!  Shadow Wolfe thinks food is super superest if food is pretty, yummy, and healthy! C:

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I love your name. How did you pick Shadow as your name? And were there any other options you considered?

Shadow Wolfe is Shadow Wolfe because Dad Wolfe-Cain says Shadow Wolfe can join the Wolfe pack! Shadow Wolfe is a ninja, ninja is super secretive, shadow is secretive and mysterious, Shadow Wolfe is super name for a ninja Wolfe! C:

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Dad Wolfe-Cain! C: C: C:

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Random Messaging || SW/Lenka

Shadow Wolfe: Lenka! C: Shadow Wolfe thinks all the nice living beings go to superest happy place after the Earth journey! If the aliens are nice, Shadow Wolfe's sure aliens get to go too. The superest happy place will have lots of yummy food, super animal friends, and lots of pretty rainbow sparkling things! C:

Lenka: Are the aliens really nice? They take people and do things to them and it's always bad... Papa says they probe but I don't know what that means. It's not good.

Shadow Wolfe: Lenka! C: Shadow Wolfe thinks there are many aliens, some are super nice, some are not nice. Maybe aliens take some people for super holidays! Super holidays are fun! Shadow Wolfe had lots of fun with Black pack super holidays.

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Random Messaging || SW/Lenka

Lenka: Do you think aliens go to Heaven when they die? Or is there a space Heaven? Or is space Heaven because it's really high and that's where Heaven is and they're the same? I don't get it Shadow.

Shadow Wolfe: Lenka! C: Shadow Wolfe thinks all the nice living beings go to superest happy place after the Earth journey! If the aliens are nice, Shadow Wolfe's sure aliens get to go too. The superest happy place will have lots of yummy food, super animal friends, and lots of pretty rainbow sparkling things! C: