When you have a golden dick that has been blessed by the gods

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When you have a golden dick that has been blessed by the gods
i have no idea what to caption this lmao.
Secondary Sona’s ref for all who wish to gaze upon me >:3c
If King Midas were to accidentally masturbate with his cursed hand, would he literally have a golden dick?
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