for @microcest's prompt "wrong number" (552 words)
warning: incest
read on ao3
Harpy: Have a good trip! Don’t let the seagulls steal your wand again!
little ronnikins: 🖕
little ronnikins changed Harpy’s name to Annoying Little Sister
Annoying Little Sister: Seriously? After I owl ordered Hermione’s picnic for you?
little ronnikins changed Annoying Little Sister’s name to Did One Thing
Did One Thing: Ronald!
Did One Thing: I swear to Merlin I will send Mione alone on your anniversary trip
little ronnikins: Alright Alright!
little ronnikins changed Annoying Little Sister’s name to Harpy
little ronnikins: Thank you for setting this up, Gin. I swear I haven’t felt this happy since… before the Aurors. Godric, that’s the war. Alright, maybe I’ve never been this happy.
Harpy: Alright no need to be a sap.
Harpy: I’m glad you’re doing it.
Harpy: Now go!
little ronnikins: Landed!
Harpy: hope you like the B&B I picked out
little ronnikins: holy hell gin
little ronnikins: this place is
little ronnikins: are you sure I can afford it?
Harpy: Shut up and enjoy it.
little ronnikins Incoming Call
Harpy Accepted Call
Harpy: I am so glad she loves it
little ronnikins: We wish you were here
little ronnikins: *0:42 Video - Hermione is tied to a large white bed by her wrists, her leg held open by a big, freckled hand. Ron’s long cock slides into her and she moans, the straps straining against her wrists. “Please!” she begs, and the hand slides down towards her center, and Ron’s thumb circles her clit. Her legs immediately clamp together. The video ends.
Harpy: looks like you are having a lot of fun
little ronnikins: Fuck Gin!
little ronnikins: I did not mean to send that to you!
little ronnikins: I am so sorry
little ronnikins: Harpy and Harry are just one letter off
Harpy: You were sending that to HARRY?
little ronnikins: …yes
Harpy: Harry Potter? My ex? The one you were so jealous of that you left searching for horcruxes because of it?
little ronnikins: I can explain
little ronnikins: when harry told us he might like boys and girls, but he wasn’t sure, we just
Harpy: go on
little ronnikins: we fooled around together
Harpy: YOU and Harry?
little ronnikins: no!
little ronnikins: I mean yes, but the three of us together
Harpy: how noble
little ronnikins: shut up
Harpy: so you three have a little kinky group chat do you?
little ronnikins: don’t call it that
Harpy: you’ve got Hermione all tied up, I think that counts as kinky
little ronnikins: no I just mean
little ronnikins: you shouldn’t know this about me, I’m your brother
Harpy: is that why you didn’t invite me into the group chat when I came out as pan?
little ronnikins: Yes! Siblings shouldn’t think of each other that way
Harpy: Well I am now
little ronnikins: Ginny
Harpy: I mean I knew Hermione was gorgeous
Harpy: but I didn’t know you were my Big big brother
little ronnikins: I shouldn’t have sent it to you, it’s late, it was a long portkey
Harpy changed little ronnikins name to Big Ronnikins
Big Ronnikins: I’m glad you think it’s funny
Harpy: Was there more?
Harpy: Videos?
Big Ronnikins: good night gin
Harpy saved video to device
Harpy looped video, played a total of 23 times
Harpy looped video, played a total of 17 times