#goldenhandsofmidas

[goldenhandsofmidas]

We find ourselves in a cave adorned with a ridiculous amount of gold. Like, actually insane amounts of gold. Not even funny. There's a little starfish here, carrying a stack of coins. What's he up to?

"🎶hm~ hm~ hm~🎶"

Oh, where's he going? Well, we are going to find out, so-

Wait, who is this guy?

"🎶Hm~ Hm~ Hm- Hm?🎶"

"AH! I didn't notice you there, my friend! Fear not, for I am the one and only King Midas!... You know, the golden hand? The Bringer of GOLD IN THE LAND OF OLD FAITH!!..."

"Huh, you must be new to these lands. Well, it does not matter, for I will be answering ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS!"

..Okay?

"HO HO HO!"

[This is an askblog for Midas I, a Cult Of The Lamb prequel (?) OC.]

[goldenhandsofmidas]

omg heyy. i dont know how i got my hands on a phone, or how this thing even still works. hiiiii

@askthe-dawnseeker

"I'm gonna be honest with you, friend. I have not a single clue what this "phone" you speak of is."

[goldenhandsofmidas]

show us your face coward

"This is my face, friend."

[goldenhandsofmidas]

WOO YEAHH EYAHYE YEHAY EYAH WOO WOO HELL EYS. i'll treat you like royalty bc clearly thats what u are

"Ohohoho, appreciate the compliment! bestow upon me the mystery machines."

[goldenhandsofmidas]

Dear Midas, how do you feel about the starfish in your domain?

"The starfish? I have many critters in my domain, mostly other sea creatures, including starfish. They're not special, I reckon, they just live here."

"Though it sounded like you were talking about a specific one. Is one of my loyal subjects taking the spotlight?"

[goldenhandsofmidas]

Question: How the hell do you eat? After all, you turn anything you touch into gold-

"Simple! I don't have to eat, my friend."

[goldenhandsofmidas]

You sure like gold a lot.

"What a splendid observation, my anonymous friend. Was it that obvious?"

[goldenhandsofmidas]

Hey, Midas! What do you usually do on a day to day basis?

"Oh, you know, what anyone would do in my shoes."

"Count my gold, look at my gold, admire my gold-"

"Worship my gold, give all (of my followers') mortal possessions to my gold, sacrifice to my gol-"

He continued talking for an additional 5 hours. All of the things he said were about gold.