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@goldenhandsofmidas
Dear Midas, how do you feel about the starfish in your domain?
"The starfish? I have many critters in my domain, mostly other sea creatures, including starfish. They're not special, I reckon, they just live here."
"Though it sounded like you were talking about a specific one. Is one of my loyal subjects taking the spotlight?"
whos shamura
Shamura is one of the four Bishops of the Old Faith, the ruler of of the Silk Cradle, and the fourth major boss in Cult of the Lamb. Shamura
omg heyy. i dont know how i got my hands on a phone, or how this thing even still works. hiiiii
@askthe-dawnseeker
"I'm gonna be honest with you, friend. I have not a single clue what this "phone" you speak of is."
" what do you MEAN??!?? " a very purple guy is suddenly Here.
"Oh, well that sure is a surprise. Good evening, what brings you here to my cave?"
"Let me make a guess, just a little shot in the dark... you're after gold? Ohoho, aren't we all."
" What?? No, i dont have any use for gold. "
" I don't actually know how i got here, i was literally just sitting at one of the old camps in the desert. "
"Ahahaha, in that case, I can't help you. Have a splendid day."
Seems this guy isn't at all useful in your predicament.
Question: How the hell do you eat? After all, you turn anything you touch into gold-
"Simple! I don't have to eat, my friend."
omg heyy. i dont know how i got my hands on a phone, or how this thing even still works. hiiiii
@askthe-dawnseeker
"I'm gonna be honest with you, friend. I have not a single clue what this "phone" you speak of is."
" what do you MEAN??!?? " a very purple guy is suddenly Here.
"Oh, well that sure is a surprise. Good evening, what brings you here to my cave?"
"Let me make a guess, just a little shot in the dark... you're after gold? Ohoho, aren't we all."
You sure like gold a lot.
"What a splendid observation, my anonymous friend. Was it that obvious?"
omg heyy. i dont know how i got my hands on a phone, or how this thing even still works. hiiiii
@askthe-dawnseeker
"I'm gonna be honest with you, friend. I have not a single clue what this "phone" you speak of is."
Hey, Midas! What do you usually do on a day to day basis?
"Oh, you know, what anyone would do in my shoes."
"Count my gold, look at my gold, admire my gold-"
"Worship my gold, give all (of my followers') mortal possessions to my gold, sacrifice to my gol-"
He continued talking for an additional 5 hours. All of the things he said were about gold.
You're not a mortal?
"No. I'm not."
show us your face coward
"This is my face, friend."
a little birdie told me that the menticide mushrooms can have some... rather deadly effects. i sure hope you're being careful, midas. (unless it only affects bugs in such a way, in which case go ham!)
"What effects are you talking about my frie-"
"...Oh. You mean those effects. Sadly, each and every mortal creature is effected the same way by these mushrooms."
"Good that I'm not a mortal then, right?"
show us your face coward
"This is my face, friend."
Oh no he's high
"Oh, but that is the best part! I can't get enough of these things!"
"Though, it appears I need more and more to get the full effect. Back then, 1 or 2 shrooms was enough..."
"Oh well, guess I just gotta get more from Ms.Farmine in Anura!"
*gives you a mushroom*
"..."
*A few seconds later"
"AHAHAHA! YES!! ALMOST AS GOOD AS GOLD!!!"
i got half of his SOUL! i uh. i dont know if you understand the value of that, but uh i ate it. honestly, it tasted like burnt coffee - bracelet anon
"Burnt coffee, eh? Doesn't seem too appetizing, if I'm honest. You do you, though, my peculiar friend."
A tall person with a hoodie and scarf covering most of its features trips over seemingly nothing and falls to the ground. it yelps.
"gghhhhhhgh....."
-@bug-eating-anon
"... My friend, are you alright? That looked like a pretty hard fall!"
"Or... were you simply falling for me? HO HO HO!"
i took something more valuable B] take a guess - bracelet anon
"Something more valuable than his money? You surely must be lying!"
