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Goncharov: *Sneaking in through the window*

Katya: *Turning in a chair and turns the lights on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Goncharov: I was… with Mario?

Mario: *Turns in the other chair* Wanna try again?

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Mario: is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Goncharov: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Ice Pick Joe: smad.

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Goncharov: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Mario: Yeah-

Ice Pick Joe: *kicks in the door*

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Goncharov: But what about Ice Pick Joe? Mario: Don't worry about him. Mario: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.

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Mario: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Ice Pick Joe: They do. Goncharov: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Goncharov: They say that the most valuable things cost nothing. Mario: They also say that being cheap is an annoying trait, so don’t overuse that excuse.

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Sofia: Do you want to know your gay name? Katya: My... my gay name? Sofia: Yeah, it's your first name- Katya: Haha. Very funny Sofia- Sofia: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. Katya: Oh- oh my god.

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Andrey, about to break several geneva conventions at once: Two, four, six eight! TIME FOR ME TO ESCALATE!