incorrect-goncharov-quotes

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[lady-raziel]

found some old notes from unus annus era and one of them just says "UA is cursed phineas and ferb" and yeah. still sounds about right

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Valery: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Sofia: Nat 20 Charisma.

Valery: That is NOT how that works-

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Valery: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Katya: Why? Cause they're big and scary?

Valery: Because they're dead.

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Joe: *watching their house burn down*

Joe:

Joe: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

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Joe: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[weirdlylyricalnotes]

[Transcription:

I dunno what young, transmasc needs to hear this, but like, you’re allowed to transition to look like a feminine man. You can just do that. If you wanna be a man in a dress, you can be a man in a dress. No one is stopping you. Like, who cares? Gender is fake. Just have fun. *blows kiss*

/end transcription]

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why did this reblog here.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[weirdlylyricalnotes]

[Transcription:

I dunno what young, transmasc needs to hear this, but like, you’re allowed to transition to look like a feminine man. You can just do that. If you wanna be a man in a dress, you can be a man in a dress. No one is stopping you. Like, who cares? Gender is fake. Just have fun. *blows kiss*

/end transcription]

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Goncharov: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Mario: Put spaghetti in it.

Goncharov: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Sofia: Put spaghetti in it.

Goncharov: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Joe: Put spaghetti in it.

Goncharov: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Goncharov: *Sneaking in through the window*

Katya: *Turning in a chair and turns the lights on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Goncharov: I was… with Mario?

Mario: *Turns in the other chair* Wanna try again?

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Goncharov: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Mario: Yeah-

Ice Pick Joe: *kicks in the door*

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Mario: is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Goncharov: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Ice Pick Joe: smad.

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Andrey: I think Katya's a little upset with you.

Goncharov: What?

Andrey: She told me to give you this note.

Goncharov, reading the note out loud: Dear Mikhail, I hope this message finds you before I do.

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Andrey, about to break several geneva conventions at once: Two, four, six eight! TIME FOR ME TO ESCALATE!

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Katya: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Andrey: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Ice Pick Joe: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.

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Goncharov: What am I supposed to do? Andrey: If I were you? I’d try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or Divine Other you believe in. Goncharov: I’m agnostic. Andrey: Then just get ready to die I guess.