I would love a Roe/Speirs for meme💕
there’s nothing in between meme and the sky (ACCEPTING)
im just gonna tag @alyseofwonderland rn because i know how thirsty for roe/speirs she is
Who steals the whole fucking blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other without any?
RON. Gene doesn’t know what the hell’s going on when he wakes up to find his boyfriend curled up like a damn blanket armadillo. All he knows is that he’s freezing, he doesn’t sleep enough as it is, and this isn’t funny. He’s very good at inserting himself into Ron’s blanket cocoon, however, so Ron often wakes up to find himself snuggling Gene without knowing how it happened.
Which one is always stubbing their toe and screaming about it?
Gene cusses a blue streak in French whenever he walks into something. Ron, on the other hand, has fractured toes before and not even flinched. He drives Gene nuts, because he’s convinced one day Ron’s going to wake up not even able to walk because his feet are so banged up. Gene is the only one capable of convincing Ron to get his injuries treated, however, which is the only way he can get some peace of mind.
Who crashed a car and made the other pick them up at 3AM?
Ron won’t call anyone for help. He’ll just do his own thing. Gene is very concerned when he finds out his husband left the car by the side of the road overnight, and hitchhiked back... through TWO STATES. He’s not even sure if that’s legal, or how Ron got back in one night. At this point, he’s scared to ask.
Which one is the lightweight that needs to be watched over at all costs?
Has Gene ever gotten drunk?? Does he get drunk??? His alcohol tolerance is terrifying. Ron, on the other hand, likes to think he’s strong, but after a few hard drinks he winds up hazy and falling over himself. Gene’s good at babysitting (and has enough cute pictures of his drunk boyfriend on his phone to make it worth it).
Which one likes to get up in the middle of the night and (loudly) make themselves a snack?
Sometimes Gene doesn’t even come home until three in the morning. Hospital shifts are brutal, so he might have to throw some leftovers in the microwave and just flop into bed. He’s often so tired that he doesn’t remember to shut the timer off until it’s blaring, and Ron is rushing down the stairs with a baseball bat. Ron has been known to enjoy a midnight snack on occasion, but doesn’t have to worry about waking Gene up -- he can pretty much sleep through anything.
Who is always suggesting they get another pet?
Neither one of them are big pet people. If anything, they’re probably given a pet as a gift, or Ron just gains a shadow and it refuses to leave. They’re both fine with the one.
Who drinks straight up black coffee and teases the other for their overly-flavored Starbucks?
If it’s coffee, it’s coffee. Gene likes his best straight black and boiling. Ron doesn’t know how he hasn’t managed to burn his tongue off, but if he didn’t respect Gene enough before, well... he’s a little terrified of Gene whenever he sees him with his coffee in the mornings.
Which one insists upon buying unheard-of health foods?
They both have very strict dietary rules of “nothing weird-colored, nothing weird-smelling, nothing that looks poisonous”. However, Gene’s the one who cooks obscenely spicy things, insisting that they’re good for the immune system, and winds up baffled when Ron almost dies.
Which one would run through a busy street just to pet a small dog?
Speirs would run through a busy street just to run through a busy street. Gene is the one hollering after him and having a heart attack whenever he narrowly avoids a car.
Which one always mispronounces words and gets constantly corrected by the other for it?
Ron is great with languages, but his French is... not there. He makes an effort to learn, but he’s so terrible that Gene eventually suggests he’d be better sticking to Russian instead. (On the other hand, Ron loves Gene’s accent. He could listen to him speak all day long.)
