#good excuse

[weevmo]

She deserves to eat him, as a treat....

Got obsessed with @riddlebites cheetah Ragatha and had to draw her a bit to get it out of my system - peak design!

[tfunity]

Happy Valentine's Day!

Do not do double dates with these two.

[pratchettquotes]

"Tea's up, sir," said Polly. Tea was an amazingly useful thing. It gave you the excuse to talk to anyone.

Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

[justanechoflower]

It appears that we have breaking news! Something from long ago has returned...

The ancient puzzles! They've all been reactivated, leaving monsters from the mainland city in the Ruins unable to reach everything west of the castle! How exactly the puzzles were reactivated and who was involved is something we're aiming to look into.

...Quite the design flaw that puzzles can only be solved from westside. Wait, if that's how things work, then how does the queen-

*message sfx*

...Huh? ALL our agents are eastside of the castle? So the puzzles are locking them out? We can't get a lead? NO intel on anything westside? Uh, ad break-

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And we're back. So... we now have another thing to add to "Unsolved Mysteries". Given that it would make no sense for the saboteur to lock themselves out, we're quite sure the culprit is someone on the west side of the castle, perhaps even all the way at the garden below the hole from the surface. We're offering gold for anyone who gives verifiable information on this case. Extra if you have actual footage of the event. The contact information is scrolling by at the bottom of the screen, so if you have something, send it in. Now, onto our next news-Huh? That's all the news? AND we're out of ads? ...At least the paper newspapers let us put comics and games to fill up the space, what are we supposed to do now with our news cut in half?

What do you mean, rerun our old clips, they're not new, so it wouldn't be "new"s! This is a news channel, not an olds channel!

...Oh, wait, Mettaton probably has something new, he almost always does, let's check out what's coming up soon from him!

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(You'd think the Underground News that's shown up a few times would jump at the story that Asriel is back, especially when it's not well-known at all. And given how journalists usually tend to seek stuff like this out, there's likely a reason why NOBODY was able to catch wind of this.)

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(There goes the idea of the illusion of my different characters being... different. Since submissions aren't anonymous, anonymous asks don't allow formatting, and side blogs can't ask (there were plans on me making a side blog for the UNN specifically for these segments before I realized it doesn't work like that)), good chance unless Nat does something (in which case you might not even see this part), there'll be confusion on why a DDLC blog (based on the name) is making a post on Undertale unrelated to DDLC.)

Submitted by @ddlc-a-new-beginning

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(Don't worry about having to submit the news anchors with the same account! Either way these answers aren't even made directly from the submission... I can't edit text submissions anymore so I had to copy and paste into a new post.

(If you want, you could make that side blog and then I'll tag that blog instead!

[movielosophy]

Miss S ~ excuse (2/∞)

[reyskywalkersworld]

I can imagine Rey using "the force is calling me" line to get out of many awkward conversations

[overlookedfile]

Distractions, Delays, and Diversions, Oh my.

It feels like I haven't posted any fic in too long and I know I've still got prompts to do, but here are a couple pictures I've taken of my excuse for working slowly.

My husband can be very distracting, especially when he feels I've been ignoring him in favor of my hobbies. He's not usually that bearded, though; it had been a cold winter at that time and we ride motorcycles. 😉

[critter-of-habit]

I had a request for a larger version of Punk!Aloy's smaller arm tattoo - it's based on her Seeker symbol and the symbol on her Banuk gear pouches.

Yes you may get this and/or her sleeve tattoo done on yourself - I’d just love to see a photo when it’s done! DM me if you’d like a larger image file emailed to you.