#good idea.

[mull3ts]

I am simply a broke joke

[daisycinnimon]

im still thinking about one time in the kirby anime in the episode escargon had a demon beast inside him and everybody forgot who he was and the only way to get him out was to torture him and the animation for meta knight hitting the control pannel was good??? why is there sakuga where meta knight is FUCKING TORTURING SOMEONE

[insomniacseer]

pixieflix replied to your post “Taking a new poll tonight. What should I eat? Pizza Pizza rolls ...”

wHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE EVERYTHING, aND THEN DUMP IT ALL INTO A BOWL, aND MIX IT UP, aND THEN EAT THAT SO NO REAL DECISIONS HAVE TO BE MADE,

That’s exactly the sort of logical yet bizarre thinking we need around here. How would you like to work for me as the voice of my intrusive thoughts?

That question was a joke, as your opinion of the position is irrelevant. You’re already working for me, and will be for the rest of your life.

[tunedriver-blog]

me  ,  on  t.inder  :  have  u  seen  baby  driver  ?  lol  can  it  be  our  first  date  ?  no  i  haven’t  seen  it  either 

[lavalocks-peridotpeepers]

*makes you immune to period cramps forever. this anon is irreversible*

i have a feeling this was sent by someone being held at gunpoint

[kittenchancorruptionarc]

That’s because you called me a princess

i’m going to drink salt, water, more aggressively at you!!!!!

1% water 99% salt

You could honestly use my strange practices as a torture method  

…I could honestly.

[xx-hail2theking-xx]

By the way? I'm painting my room! Lavender.

Assume nothing. It's pretty.

(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)