#good jobe

[frobishounen]

I just used the singular they in a sentence I said in Finnish.

[eternallytrash]

I'm watching a Katie Couric's talk show and they're talking to some transgendered kids and I'm so impressed with how their parents have handled it like wow I always hear horror stories of parents like losing their shit when they find out their kid is transgendered

good for u parents go u for not being assholes 

[eternallytrash]

good job fun I'm proud of you I remember listening to one of your old albums a long time ago and wow never thought that would happen

[eternallytrash]

on this day in 1980 something, a beautiful man was given to earth by some lady who birthed him and then gave him up for adoption to the Moore family

happy birthday sonny, you gorgeous piece of man <3

look at that baby picture aww

[pyreo]

Warm Bodies

The book was described as a "zombie romance" by the Seattle Post Intelligencer, and makes allusions to William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. The author, based in Seattle, originally self-published the novel, selling it through his website.

R is a zombie. After a zombie apocalypse, he slowly moves through an America made up of collapsed buildings, rusted cars, shattered glass, and hollowed-out high-rises. He can speak only in grunts and simple syllables and craves human brains to get high on the memories they contain. After eating the brain of a suicidal teen, R is overcome with love for the teen's companion, Julie Grigio.

The studio behind The Twilight Saga, Summit Entertainment, is backing the film. The zombies don’t really talk in the film, so extensive voice-over will be used to express their thoughts. Director Levine sought to expand the zombie mythology by making the zombies better looking than in other films.

HONEST TO GOD THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE WORST IDEA EVER CONCEIVED

THOSE STUPID ENDLESS ZOMBIE PARODIES OF CLASSIC LITERATURE WERE BAD ENOUGH BUT ZOMBIE ROMANCE????

adfsdfg

ZOMBIE. ROMANCE.

WHO TALK THROUGH VOICE OVERS.

DESPITE BEING ZOMBIES SO FUNDAMENTALLY THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE THOUGHTS

If this was a comedy it would be a fucking hilarious take on the moronic Twilight-infested necrophiliac wannabe youth culture but it... this is real

Let's get this straight, zombies are a horror motif because they represent living death, a human body still moving and reacting but with no mental agency whatsoever. That is why they eat brains, to propagate the elimination of thought. They lock onto a pretty primal human fear of seeing fellow humans become feral monsters with no sense of reason.

They are not junkies high on brains. They do not think. At all. They are not good-looking (!!!!!!). These are NOT ZOMBIES. I mean at least vampires HAVE sexual connotations (as in, being dark, stalkery villains who prey on young women as a metaphor for rape) but jesus, ZOMBIES?!?!?!?!

?!?!?!???

Just please take this stupid, vapid obsession in 'goffik' dark romance and shove it up your ass. I can't believe people are so jaded with traditional horror mythology they're turning it all into romance. People could be reading and making movies about something that teaches us about the human condition, but no, we get zombie..... romance.

This might be the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Oh no, wait, that's House of Night I'm thinking of.

And by the way, thanks for making a love story about a zombie and a human, thereby telling everyone that your romantic partner doesn't need a single conscious thought in their head or the ability to communicate with you as long as they aren't rotting that badly. Well fucking done. A romantic hero who by definition is braindead. Well. Fucking. Done.