#good tiems

[wyervan]

im becoming increasingly lazy in magmas… im choosing to see this as a good thing

also return of cat boy moon, as the prophets fortold

[kassaneiti]

Puli kävelee myymälään sisään ja häneltä tippuu housut jalasta. Hän alkaa selittää siitä kuinka hänellä on äitinsä nenä ja ei kuulemma enää käytä huumeita vaan viinaa vaan.

Hän päättää laulaa minulle serenadin.

Minä: kiitos ja hyvää päivänjatkoa!

Puli: mulla pääsee itku ku sinä oot nii kaunis.

Hän purskahtaa itkuun.

Minä: älä nyt suotta itke. Mut hyvät päivänjatkot.

Puli yhä itkien: hei hei taivaassa tavataan!

Keskustelun kuullut laitteenkorjaaja: nii miten usein tälleen tapahtuu?

Minä: kyllä se lajinsa näitä tänne eksyy ku tässähän ne pyörii päivät pitkät.

Korjausmies: 😱

[gaymingvideos]

phil wearing that moomin shirt gave me war flashbacks to ii helsinki where he just went "any moomins in the audience... hit me up" like 3 minutes into the show and dan just screamed at him for ruining all of our childhoods and also the finnish culture

[iheartyugyeom]

i love weekly idol

[feeshies]

Back when I was in middle school, there was this assignment for 8th graders that required us to take care of a robot baby doll for a week.  The doll would cry and we would have to change it, feed it, comfort it, etc.  It was the worst.

Want to know what else was the worst?  P.E.  I wasn’t a student athlete.  I’m not a fan of P.E.  Especially since for our school, P.E. meant we were driven to the local park and forced to run laps for a few hours.

However, you were allowed to sit out as long as you were caring for your “baby”.

So my baby was very high maintenance.

One day, we had a substitute P.E. coach.  This coach noticed I was spending a lot of time sitting in the shade.  He walked over and told me that since my baby was no longer crying, I had to rejoin the activities.

Without breaking eye contact, I placed my hand on the plastic surface of robo-baby’s head and bent it backwards, causing the mechanical screeching to burst out of its back (that’s where the speakers were).

“I’m sorry, but my baby needs to be tended to.”

The coach couldn’t do anything other than walk away slowly.

As an aside, we were required to fill out a survey at the end of the assignment.  One of the questions was “would you have been uncomfortable if your baby was of a different ethnicity than yours?”  My response was simply “Race doesn’t matter when it’s plastic.”

[logarto]

one-x just reminds me of rping on a warrior cats forumotion when i was 12

[amandabe11man]

I'm incapable of not hamming it up for photographs, lmao

anyway-- blast from the past to the rammstein concert in 2022!!! keep in mind, this pic was from before the show even started, and I'd already drained a water bottle (6 hours of queueing in the sun will do that to ya)

[indomitablepride]

{ I love this boi }