*high pressure situation* *one of them trying to distract you with their hot ass outfit/charm* “is someone distracted angel?” “i’m the only reason all four of your asses aren’t fixing to get fried by lasers-“ “what lasers?” *lasers commence* “those lasers. now stop distracting me and get back to the mission before you get your asses kicked.” SKSKSKSKSKS I CANT WITH THIS. I LOVE A GOOD SPY AU
YEAH YEAH he can hear you typing furiously over the comm link and he’s like “sound a little flustered over there angel” and you’re like “yep you could say that” “oh yeah? who’s got you so worked up, baby?” “first of all, I thought we settled on angel, and second of all - oh shit -” and one of them yelps as a laser fires right about their head and you’re like “that’s what’s got me so worked up, so either start running or shut up so I can fix this - oh, you tricky little bastard” and at that point they know you’re talking to whoever coded this security system so they leave you alone but later in the mission when it’s quiet he’s like “hey angel? just so you know? you might be our angel but you’re my baby” and while you’re blushing and trying to process that one of the other boys is like “you know we can all hear you right? rude of you to do that while Ash’s in stealth mode and can’t take his shot too”