#goofymuses

[lokoteibex]

Punzie in ‘You Go, Glen Coco’

Suggested by @goofymuses

I keep coming back to the idea of her wine stomping. Someday, I’ll do a polished piece on that.

[runningracingdancingchasing]

@goofymuses      Continued from here

“No, it’s okay...” she assured him gently, well aware that her joke hadn’t gone over well. Oops. “I’m not actually very funny. Mother’s told me plenty of times not to make jokes, because I wasn’t funny. I should have known better.”

It had just been a stupid pun. Her mother hadn’t liked those, either. She had just hoped that maybe a second opinion would prove her mother wrong, but oh well. It probably wouldn’t stop her from telling them, though.

[nononsenselady]

✏️, ⏳, 🍂

@goofymuses

QUESTIONS FOR THE MUN ;

Send one of the emoji below! Some questions may require specifying a muse if the mun runs a multimuse blog.

✏️ - Do you prefer writing canon characters or original characters? Why?

It really depends on what I am in the mood to write, or who I want to write for. On Tumblr I’ve mostly written characters that have already existed in media, on forum/Discord/RPGs I have played OC’s. Depending on the setting and rules/laws of said universe, both are incredibly fun!

⏳ - Is there anything in your muse’s canon history that you wish to change?

I could write a list, a novella, an essay about what I want to change for Cassandra! Mainly because the events that have happened, could have happened in a similar way but without the same outcomes. Incoming saltiness about mainly season 3.

Cassandra being Gothel’s biological daughter. -> makes no sense for Gothel, Cassandra can still have been abandoned in a neglectful home at a young age and having been rescued + taken in by the Captain for her to become the person we know her as in the show.

Moonstone events.  -> Yeah. Uh. We know now she’s lookin fine in a bodysuit and with blue hair, plus we got more songs from her. But really. What a shitty thing to do. I guess I can forgive her wanting to be the special one but my god Cass baby no.

I guess Cassandra dying is also an extra trauma for her But what are you gonna do about it, they’re in a Disney cartoon. 

🍂 - What verse are you dying to write with your muse?

Basically anything with Cassandra outside of Corona. She is now at a place where she knows what she is capable of. Now it’s time to figure out what her life is going to be like. 

I’m at a point where I plan to have my ‘main’ verse/setting for Cassandra, to be working as spy/assassin/scout/bounty hunter in order to pay back for the crimes she committed to Corona and its citizens, during the Moonstone events.

If you’re still reading: pirates pirates pirates seafarers hhhhhhhhhh 

[starryburglar-archive]

@goofymuses​​ ( Aurora, maybe? )

          “I too can talk to squirrels. I was an Inca scout when I was younger.”

[fiiimbulvetr]

@goofymuses​​  [S.C]

"There you are. I figured you’d show up eventually.”

She wasn’t smug but she was glad he finally showed his face. There was only so long she was willing to keep holding on to one of his NightMares in order to get his attention. But as soon as he appeared, the magical reigns holding it vanished and Elsa gave the creature a pat and apologetic smile. It was free to go. She meant it no harm.

“I just want to talk.” Elsa said, taking a step toward Pitch. “Please. Things were tense the last time and I know you’re probably upset... But there is so much I need to tell you.”

[bexmuses]

Two Thieves and a Pirate

@goofymuses (Jack Sparrow)

It had been quite a haul that day. Flynn and Lance had managed to knock off not one jewelry store, but two. They’d worked in perfect tandem, despite being buildings apart, and Flynn had been delighted to see the guards getting mixed reports about where exactly the robbery had taken place.

But he didn’t wait around to watch the show, tempting as it was. He grabbed Lance, and the two of them high-tailed it for the docks, to make one more heist for the day: a boat, to get the hell outta Dodge and sail around peacefully until the heat was off.

Two pairs of feet pounded downhill, letting the momentum of gravity carry them. Two pairs of ears strained for the sound of hoofbeats they both expected. Two pairs of eyes were not exactly looking where they were going because their owners were too focused on whether or not they were being followed.

[greypanz]

*Goofy Voice*: Ga-HYUK! These hoes be T H O R S T Y!

[pcisondapple-a]

@goofymuses​  :  what a wonderful world : louis armstrong

“  i see friends shaking hands saying,  ‘ how do you do ’.  they’re really saying  ‘ i love you.’  ”

there’s a playful  smugness  to the princess’ giggly tone as she hugs the shorter dwarf from behind,  squeezing tighly and  just barely  lifting him off the ground for a second or two.  just to ensure that grumpy knew well just how much she has missed him,  of course!