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[ez-medic]

Doodles of my guardian with my nearsightedness

[mleighsquickspot]

Spooky Conversations 2

How Do You Turn Up Missing?...

Tom Ryan: Ever since the divorce it's like my life has no purpose. Half the time, I walk around feeling like a zombie!

C. J.: Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.

Mahalik: Yo, you know Nashawn, down on 120th Street?

C. J.: Yeah.

Mahalik: She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.

Tom Ryan: Uh...

C. J.: [C.J. interrupts] What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"?

Mahalik: 'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there!

Tom Ryan: Guys, I'm trying to ask...

C. J.: [C.J. interrupts again] So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.

Mahalik: No, man. You can't appear and disappear at the same time. The bitch ain't David Copperfield!

Tom Ryan: Uh, guys...

C. J.: [C.J. interrupts yet again] Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.

Mahalik: Unless... you a zombie.

C. J.: Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.

Mahalik: I'm gonna put that on MySpace.

C. J.: You do that!"

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image: The Missing is a platformer that's all about mutilating yourself to ...Polygon

Conversation Curtsy of Scary Movie 4.

[bartmash]

Alligator at the sports writing desk #PostItSketch #ArtByBart #goofystuff #alligator #sportswriter #gator https://www.instagram.com/p/COKVJfWB7Up/?igshid=jx8tdotvc36v

[joeofallvapes]

Think about it- 🤓 #goofystuff #justbecause #dealwithit #funny #justlaugh #lightenup #itsfunnytome (at Springfield, Oregon)

[joeofallvapes]

It doesn’t snow much in in my town, let alone Oregon. I’m sure many can relate to this lol #goofystuff #justbecause #dealwithit #funny #justlaugh #lightenup (at North Springfield, Oregon)