#googleaverage

[iamvegorott]

For fuck's sake Chase

Chase: Hey Google, can I ride you?

Bing: *chokes*

Google: Excuse me?

Chase: I asked if I could ride you. I’ve ridden Anti before, it’s fun!

Dark: Wait, what!?

Chase: Yeah, he let me climb onto his back and ride him around the shop

Google: You mean a piggyback ride?

Chase: Oh, is that what it’s called?

Bing: YES, THAT’S WHAT IT’S CALLED-

[iamvegorott]

Written by anon:

Bing: Come on Chase , i know Google was a dick ,but you guys have to figure this out , he's your best friend 

Marvin: He's rigth you know you can't keep being mad at each other . You guys are so close i sometimes have nightmares about you 2 runing away thogether 

Bing*wispering*: You too?

Google: Were wold we even go?*turning to Chase completly serious* Hawaii?

Chase:I'd love to visit. But it's way to humid for you . I vote Otaawa

Google: Canada? But you hate the cold 

Chase: But you love Snow , and i love Hokey and you so it's a win-win 

Google*moved*: Bro 

Marvin*to Bing*: Maybe we shoud just let them be mad at each other 

[iamvegorott]

Ok One more spam sleepy bingleaverage HC and i'll stop spaming you : Chase gets them all cute animal onesies for lazy days wend he forces Bing and Google to rest cause he knows that the only way they wont try to sneek out to a meeting ir someting like that is if they are dressed like overgrown stufed animals (bouth of the androids are anoyed but fell low key blesed for the days of soft cuteness )(fet. Google as a grumpy pupy ,Bing as a cuddly kity and Chase as a verry satisfied bunny )

This isn’t spamming at all! I really love these so much!!!

“Please wear it?”

“No.”

“Please~” 

“No!” 

“Don’t be such a sourpuss.” Bing giggled, earning a glare from Google. Chase laughed at Bing’s pun as Bing slipped his hands into the paws of his outfit and waved his hands. 

“I already agreed to your ‘lazy day’ must I wear the…what is it called?” 

“Onesie.” Chase was now giggling with Bing, the rabbit ears on his head wiggling a little. 

“No,” Google stated.

“Please! You’d be the cutest puppy!” Chase hugged the onesie to his chest and shook his rear, the little cotton tail moving with it. 

“I-” Google felt his cheeks heating up. 

“We need our strong puppy to protect us.” Bing held his ‘paws’ to his face and pouted. 

“We’re only a little bunny and kitty.” Chase was now pouting as well. Google bit the inside of his lip, trying his best to not let the cuteness win. 

“Fine,” Google mumbled and took the onesie, walking into the bathroom of the bedroom. 

“Our big stwong puppy.” Chase teased Bing, putting his paws to his face like Bing had done. 

“I’m feeling cute, dude. Let me have my moment.” Bing stuck his tongue out. “Plus you went with it and it worked.” 

“I tease cause I love.” Chase chuckled. 

“I feel like an overgrown stuffed animal.” Google huffed as he stepped back into the room.

“Googs!” Chase and Bing squealed, showing their approval. 

“I’m picking the first movie,” Google grumbled and went over to the TV. Chase and Bing laughed and jumped on the bed. Chase poked at Bing’s side, causing him to yelp. 

“Hey!” Bing sat up on his knees and started to tickle Chase in retaliation. 

“Bing!” Chase squeaked. He managed to get to his own knees as well and tried to tickle back, but was failing to do so between his laughs. Chase found himself in Bing’s lap and he decided to cheat and ran his tongue along Bing’s neck. 

“No fair!” Bing laughed. 

“When have I ever been fair?” Chase winked. The two turned their heads when the heard Google clear his throat. 

“Is the big strong puppy going to have to show our little bunny how to play fair?” Google asked with a smirk. 

“No~” Chase held out the word, ducking his head a little. Google crawled up the edge of the bed and launched himself and Bing and Chase. “Ah! Help!” Chase laughed as Google held him down and Bing went back to tickling him. “I surrender! I surrender!” With that phrase both Google and Bing let Chase go. 

“So, what movie did you pick?” Bing asked as Chase nestled himself between him and Google. 

“Cats Don’t Dance!” Chase cheered when the movie started. 

“What can I say? I love my little bunny.” Google pressed a kiss to the top of Chase’s head. “And my little kitty.” Google kissed Bing’s forehead. 

[iamvegorott]

Even more sleepy bingleaverage HC you probably don't care about and are just spaming your inbox : Google can't sleep without Chase and Bing because how Over protective he his (Control freak) and sometimes has nightmares about either Bing or Chase geting hurt (specialy chase since he is human)witch result in long nights of reasuring from chase and understanding from Bing(chase is usualy the one Held protectively in betwen them but those nigth Google is the one being held tigth and reasured )

I love these HCs so much!

“No!” Google cried out, sitting up and reaching out. He panted heavily as a cold sweat dripped down his bare back. His body ached as the leftover fear kept his heart racing.

“Google?” Chase said as he and Bing both woke up, seeing that Google was sitting up on the bed with his hands on his head. 

“Googs, are you okay?” Bing asked. 

“Bing? Chase? Oh, thank God!” Google pulled Chase in for a tight hug and then used one of his arms to grab Bing and pulled him in for a kiss. “Sorry, sorry.” Google apologized when he realized what he had done. “I just…it was…uh…” Google swallowed thickly. “Bad dream.” He said in a soft voice.

“Aw, Googs!” Both Bing and Chase squealed, scrambling across the bed so they could pile on top of Google.

“You care about us!” Chase squeaked.

“That’s so cute!” Bing squealed as well. 

“I mean, I-I…uh…well…” Google’s face was a bright red in the dark room. 

“It’s okay, Googs.” Chase nuzzled his face into Google’s chest. 

“We’re here and we’re not going anywhere anytime soon.” Bing nuzzled his own face into Google’s neck. 

“I…I…” Google just smiled and wrapped his arms around Bing and Chase. “Thanks.”

[iamvegorott]

More bingleaverage sleepy hc : sometimes Bing gets tired but refuses to sleep or rest so chase just goes behind him and rubs his back and chest and gives soft kisses to the shell of his ears and neck until Bing turns to jelly to the point Google has to cary him out of the Office to bed so he and Chase can spoil him roten(Google let's chase do the convincing part because neither of them can ever say no to chase )

“Bing you haven’t been sleeping well lately, you can call it an early night,” Google said, trying, for two hours now, to convince Bing to go to bed. “I can finish this project on my own.” 

“I can’t just leave you, that’s not…” Bing let out a yawn. “Fair.” 

“It’s not fair to me for you to be so tired.” Google groaned when Bing walked away from him. 

“I just want to get a few more things done and then I’ll call it a night,” Bing said. Google saw Chase enter the office and he made several gestures towards Bing and Chase nodded his head in understanding. 

“Bing~” Chase sang and went over to Bing. 

“Hey, Chase.” Bing greeted, chuckling softly when Chase hugged him from behind. 

“Bing, you need some sleep.” Chase moved his hand up, rubbing Bings chest. 

“I’m…” Bing’s protest trailed off as Chase pressed gentle kisses to the back and sides of his neck. 

“Please? For me?” Chase spoke softly and then kissed the shell of Bing’s ear, that being enough to make Bing give in. 

“Okay,” Bing said. 

“Thank you.” Google got Bing from the front and lifted him. 

“Neither of you can say no to me.” Chase giggled. 

I wish you weren’t right.” Google sighed as he carried Bing away. 

[iamvegorott]

Ok after i sent the bingleaverage HC ask i Starter thinking about cute sleepy senarios like picture chase not being able to Stay awake for as long as the androides but still insists he can Stay up and work with his bfs ,at first it's ok because Bing Will just carry him to their Room wendever he falls asleep at his desk but then chase starts coming back teary eyed and confused about waking up alone so they just get a coutch for the ofice(chase still prefers to cuddle up on their chest if he can)

“Chase, honey, you’re barely able to keep your eyes open,” Bing said, rolling his chair across the room to one of the three desks in the office where Chase was sitting. 

“I’m fine,” Chase stated before a yawn came out of him and disproved his point. 

“We’ll be only another hour,” Google said from his desk. 

“I can stay up another hour.” Chase insisted, sitting up straight.

“Alright.” Bing shrugged and went back to his desk, turning his screen towards Google. “So, what I’m thinking of, is using the same code that we used to program the heat sensor we have surveilling the house, but we could switch this line of data with this one and…” Bing stopped when he heard light snoring. 

“Knew it.” Google chuckled. “You want to take him to bed and I’ll get started on the data switching?” 

“Sure. I’ll be right back.” Bing got up and gave Google a quick kiss on the lips. 

“Don’t keep me waiting.” Google teased.

“Wouldn’t dream of it.” Bing winked as he walked over to the now sleeping Chase and scooped him up. Chase let out a little, high-pitched mumble before easily settling back down in Bing’s arms. “Such a cutie,” Bing said in a whisper to Google before stepping out. 

Google just smiled for a moment and let out a happy sigh. He reached over and grabbed Bing’s tablet, comparing the lines of data Bing was speaking of to the display of code on his own tablet, trying to find them so he could get to work. Google had managed to get the lines switched by the time Bing returned. 

“He’s too stubborn for his own good,” Bing said, sitting back down in his chair. “Just like a certain someone that I know.” 

“I’m the stubborn one?” Google scoffed. “This is coming from mister ‘just one more try’ when he’s fallen down a flight of stairs ten times because he really wants to do a trick?” 

“That’s called dedication.” 

“It’s called ‘me putting your arm back one three times in one hour’.” 

“You love me~” Bing sang. 

“With all my being,” Google said, his little laugh stopping when he saw a crying Chase at the door. “Oh, dear.” 

“Aw, Chasey!” Bing and Google both quickly got up and went over to Chase. 

“Nightmare?” Google asked, getting a head shake from Chase. 

“A-Alone.” Chase stuttered. Bing let out a sound of worry and hugged Chase. 

“I’m sorry, Chasey. I’ll come to bed with you.” Bing said, letting Chae burry his face into his chest. 

“We’ll both go to bed with you,” Google said. “Just give me a minute to shut everything down and I’ll be right there, okay?” Chase just nodded his head. 

“I got him,” Bing said and lifted Chase up, carrying him away again. 

Google made sure the code wasn’t going to cause any problems being left alone. He turned off everything that he could and went to the room he, Bing and Chase shared. Google slowly opened the door, seeing that the only light was from Bing’s phone as he read, propping himself up on an elbow as Chase curled up against his chest.

“He asleep?” Google asked in a hushed tone, slipping off his shirt. 

“His head hit the pillow and he was out like a light,” Bing answered, watching Google as he took off his jeans, leaving him in only his boxers. 

“Good, he needs sleep more than we do.” Google slide under the blankets, moving so he was pressed against Chase’s back. 

“Goo?” Chase mumbled, opening one eye a little. Google brushed some hair out of Chases’s face and kissed his temple. Chase mumbled again and closed his eye, wiggling a little and pulling Bing in closer after moving back to be closer to Google as well. 

“We should get a couch for the office,” Google suggested. 

“That could work.” Bing agreed, using a hand to rub at Chase’s side. 

“And we could use it for some fun.” Google chuckled. 

“You’re thinking with the wrong head, Googs.” Bing poked Google’s forehead.

“And you never have?” 

“Good night, Google.” Bing turned off his phone and placed it on the bedside table.

“I love you, Bing.” Google kissed the tip of Bing’s nose.

“Love you, too.” Bing giggled.

Love~” Chase hummed.

[dancing-heart-pony]

So for the ship ting dantistache ,bingaverage , googleaverage and why not bingleaverage (they wold be cute)

Ooo. These are interesting ones! I’m not real big with ego poly ships but I think that’s just because a lot of them are rare pairs and I don’t know that much about them.

Dantistache: D I’m neutral on it (I like Danti, Antistache, and Darkstache on their own, [as long as they don’t conflict with each other] but with how Dark and Anti’s personalities are, if it was all 3 of them, I feel like there’d be a lot of jealousy involved. It’s not a bad ship, but I don’t like it as much as just regular Danti.)

Bingaverage: A I love it (Ooo yes! This is a good one! They’d totally be best bros and have so much fun 😱)

Googleaverage: C Not a bad ship (I did read a fic about it once, but it is a rare pair. I like the idea of Google with pretty much anyone.)

Bingleaverage: N/A (Huh. That’d be an interesting one. I’ve never seen anything about it though.)