#goon posting

[lich-underling]

Sorry about this, the boss said i have to block you

*hits you in the head with a concrete block killing you instantly before covering your freshly deceased carcass with a burial shroud.*

[anarchpunk]

There is no difference between the mugger in an alley demanding I hand over my wallet and the government threatening me with prison time if I don't hand over my income.

[sailorbrazil]

hey (with the intention of convincing you to do crimes for me)

[crowbugz]

i’ve been obsessed with the concept of goons lately. like villain’s silly little lackeys. pokemon grunt type shit. whenever my friends tell me to do something i’ll be like “on it boss!” and whenever they make a joke i’ll be like “heh! good one boss! you really got ‘em there!”

[lich-underling]

Ethically sourcing mummies by mummifying unwilling participants and putting home made curses on their tombs.

[gay-jewish-bucky]

sorry boss... yeah, i got distracted again... no, i was trying to do the macarena while laying down this time.... no boss, i can't promise you this wont happen again... understandable *click*

[prettypinkbunnii]

Mind you,,,,,, I’m a virgin

[hyde-the-toad-bard]

Her snatch this, he's snatched that... Get in the van, we gotta go snatch the mayors daughter for ransom!

Were gonna be rich!