#minion posting

[lich-underling]

Ethically sourcing mummies by mummifying unwilling participants and putting home made curses on their tombs.

[q-soc-official]

i wish the minions were real

i would say funny words and wear my dungarees i would watch Gru and those kids of his all night while drinking a minion shake with my minion family. i'll have bananas every day that's worth 5 minion dollars. i would go to basement raves every night. i am also more likely to meet bob, kevin, stuart and dave.

i wish the minions were real :(

[giovannigiorgio666]

Oc

[giovannigiorgio666]

My new religion (oc)

[m0tel]

can I goob post. do you love me

i tolerate u at best

[understandableparadox]

minion labour union rep posting:

hey guys, amazing job at the picket line! great job at makeing sure the dark lord knew we mean business! special shout out to our corrupt water elementals, sad we couldnt get anything to drink but the Hell sun protection was really clutch.

got in for negotiations and we are making some HUGE strives, we may be able to get the castle to be a BOSS RUSH!!! instead of a minion wave, again, fucking huge. we will have do to by sight aggro duty near the front gates so we are going to put it to a post, i think we have a great deal.

before you ask, diplomacy was a non starter and got one of our negotatiors turned into a puddle of sludge. OH! they did promise to put in a vending machine in our respawn areas and they will provide a company card for free snacks, drinks and premade meals. want to give a shout out to hobblin the goblin for getting that in as a freebie for us.

[giovannigiorgio666]

This picture is hilarious to me

Trumps hands look very small in this picture too