You know, at this point, the only way to make the Goosedyn thing more chaotic is for /all/ the LCs to have been turned into geese.
*evil laughter* YES.
Let’s say that the status effect, for this scenario, only happens to LCs, so like- they’re going about their day and Something Happens (probably the glaives experimenting with a spell gone really wrong) and suddenly there’s a befuddled Goosegis on the throne, a Goosedyn taking one look at himself and running off honking in glee, a fluffy freaked out goslingtis that is panic honking while Ignis tries vainly to keep everyone calm and Prompto loses it because he was not prepared for his video game partner to suddenly turn into a GOOSE.
Goosenox wakes up from his sunny patch at the sensation of magic, looks down at himself, looks up at a gaping Axis, fluffs his feathers and goes back to sleep because No. He’s Not Dealing With This Now.
Several moments later Goosedyn goes by honking happily and Goosenox sighs because great, now it really is His Problem.
Anyway the Shields end up carrying their respective Royal Geese to go have a panic/powwow somewhere private and figure out what happened (spoiler: Crowe and Nyx happened, they are very apologetic) and Ignis looks like he’s not going to be letting go of Goslingtis anytime soon. Neither is Titus of Goosedyn but for Completely Different Reasons.









