#the goose

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[esrah-rah-rasputin]

Reasons my brother will not drop an f bomb around our parents: devastating news, sudden disaster

Reasons my brother will drop an f bomb around our parents: learning my partner buys bottled water often (the taste in the pipes is bad apparently)

[esrah-rah-rasputin]

My brother says alcohol is the cigarette of lotion ingredients

[yourfavesaysfag]

The Goose from Untitled Goose Game says fag!

[backedagainstthewall]

@ghostsandmirrors

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

How successful would The Goose…

…be if they decided to become a pro-wrestler?

Yes on the microphone skills / Yes on the wrestling skills

Yes on the microphone skills / No on the wrestling skills

No on the microphone skills / Yes on the wrestling skills

No on the microphone skills / No on the wrestling skills

Voting ended onMay 21, 2025

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[whichgreathousewouldtheybepartof]

The Goose from Untitled Goose Game

(Would it count for the Night's Watch polls too? Lmao)

(OP note: Let me think about having the Goose for the Night’s Watch polls lol. Maybe I’ll run that poll on a day where I’m feeling loose goosey with ASOIAF’s established rules for the Watch.)

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If The Goose (Untitled Goose Game) was in Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, which Great House of Westeros would they be part of or at least the most affiliated with?

House Targaryen

House Stark

House Lannister

House Baratheon

House Greyjoy

House Tully

House Arryn

House Martell

House Tyrell

Voting ended onApr 11, 2025

Ways to approach the poll if the character isn’t a royal:

If you think they’d be from a smaller house, go with the Great House that that smaller house is sworn to (ex: House Manderly —> vote Stark)

They don’t have to be a nobleperson, they can be someone working for the house or being ruled by them. Roles could be a sworn-sword, a septa, a butcher, a blacksmith, or even a lowly peasant.

You can consider the region itself. For example, if you feel the character would be from Dorne, pick House Martell.

You can consider the personality of the character. For example, if your character is all about honor, then consider either House Arryn or House Stark.

Last, but not least, be creative with it! For example, there was a comment I read that the character who was the subject of the poll would be pulling a Littlefinger, so they went with either Lannister or Tyrell as that would be that character’s target houses.