next we have the actual baby
This is Goosetopher Jones. He is the legal grandchild of Hound. But also kind of his gay lover. It's really weird. They're happy tho
Found in a ditch by the local SPCA
5 weeks old, covered in snails, with a fractured femur and tail
Zoom in on me, working at the SPCA'S vet clinic of choice
Fostered for approx 5 days bc our boy needs to be big and strong. Tough like high quality toilet paper.
Cue the tiniest of amputations and the teensiest of neuters
No leg no testicles no tail
Bonds so hard to my dog that I can't just let him leave which he knew the whole time obvs
Things to know about Goose
Is built like an RC plane. V aerodynamic but not designed for damage
His full leg was removed so when he's itchy all u can see is his lil hip flap twitching.
His tail is a tiny lil nubbin on his booty. He's very sensitive about it and only special people get to touch the nubbin.
He has been in a loving home since 5 weeks old but he is actually a feral cat at heart and he expects to be treated as such.
He will also pee if u pet him and ur not his mom
Loves outside but fears literally everything else that is outside with him besides his mom
Codependent with his sister but also kind of hates her? Like not besties but also might have a meltdown if she leaves??
Fans of CATS may recognize his full name
Brings his mom potatoes in bed bc who doesn't love a good potato
Gets v upset if potato access is blocked
His mom didn't know until her co-workers asked why she smelled sort of like dirt in the least offensive way possible
It was bc she was sharing her bed w 4 baby potatoes