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[grimvisionary]

[hlvrc]

Gay rights!

So uh... what do you say?

huh?

OH. dude i’ve been in love with you for like two years. get your ass over here.

[hlvrc]

Hey Gordon! Do you want to date Benrey?

WHAT DID I JU-

I do, actually.

huhwh?

[hlvrc]

He's into you, Benrey! This is your chance! He wants to date you!

y....you’re in love with me?

Have been for a while. I wanted to give it time for everything to settle down and heal before approaching you about it.

....kinda gay lol

[hlvrc]

It sounds like there's romance in the air. Maybe... Maybe you two, Benrey and Gordon, could.... Have a relationship talk?

Sorry to do this so ah... publically? But I’ve kinda wanted to tell you for a while. Figured now was as good a time as any. Benrey, I like you. Like really like you. It started before this - before everything happened - and then when you saved the whole circus like that...

What was I supposed to do? Not fall in love with you?

[BENREY STARES, DUMBSTRUCK]

[hlvrc]

POGS IN THE CHAT FOR GAY PEOPLE

[BENREY STANDS UP, OFFERING GORDON HIS HAND. GORDON TAKES IT, STEPPING CLOSE TO THE DOLL.]

you mean it? you mean what you said?

That I’m in love with you? Yeah. And I’ll say it as many times as you can stand to hear it.

[GORDON BENDS DOWN, PRESSING A KISS TO BENREY’S CHEEK]’

I love you.

[HE LEANS DOWN AGAIN, KISSING BENREY’S OPPOSITE CHEEK]

I love you.

[HE LEANS DOWN AGAIN, AND IS BLOCKED BY BENREY.]

how about we find somewhere more private for this conversation, huh?

[GORDON FLUSHES, THEN NODS. BENREY TAKES HIM BY THE HAND, LEAVING THE COMPUTER UNATTENDED.]

[hlvrc]

He's just a little guy. Just a birthday boy. You'd be mean to him on his birthday?

Yes.

[hlvrc]

GO GORDON! INDIANA JONES THIS MOTHER FUCK!

YOU WANNA STEAL MY VOICE, HUH? TERRORIZE MY FRIENDS? HURT BENREY?

[ GORDON IS SNAPPING THE WHIP IN PPM'S FACE, AS PPM TRIES TO BACK AWAY]