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For each “⭐️” I get, I’ll write a headcanon about our muses.
1. They are terrible when paired together. From neither having an impulse control to complete recklessness and everything between, there’s no such thing as ‘ we probably shouldn’t ‘ when it comes to bad ideas. Ofc, there may be some second thinking, throwing ideas back and forth, teasingly one-upping each other in terms of horrible ideas and so on and so forth. Examples of such are as follows:
gathering demons and making them trail after Dante so he can slaughter them all @ once instead of, you know, killing them off one by one
that one time they took the van for a ride through the city and tested its limits
turns out it can take it pretty well running several demons over before even showing signs of wear
also destroying cracked walls
and jumping off not quite but close enough ramps
it was wild
attempting to improve Osiris / Aquila and Eryx / Arbiter which backfires horribly due to their angelic / demonic nature
turns out that Rebellion can’t be improved either as it serves as base for said angelic / demonic weapons
however Ebony / Ivory, Revenant and Kablooey have better results
also that one time Dante tried to access the demon world despite not being able to w/o either Kat’s help or being dragged there by a demon itself
it flops spectacularly
@ least they have a good laugh over it
and Dante gets to describe how odd it feels bc it’s either Limbo City but filled w/ demons or peaceful sky zone w/ floating rocks everywhere
2. Not so much of a HC but more of a what-if but Dante living in Nico’s van bc he has nowhere to go. He’s lived long enough in a trailer, he can make do just fine w/ something smaller as well. Good thing that he can sleep in any position bc anybody knows that sleeping on a chair / sitting ain’t the most comfortable. He appreciates the thought a lot even if sometimes he nearly gets a heart attack whenever he wakes up in the middle of the night just to be greeted by the latest catch staring at him from a glass jar on the opposite wall. It’s unnerving, to say the least.








