* Son of Sparda

A bit of REBELLION is good for DEVELOPMENT

[yourprincestarlord]

Send me '✐' for a handwritten note for your muse from my muse

Your Muse can do one thing to mine without facing any negative repercussions. Tell me what they’d do in my inbox.

[scaeviity]

shadowhunters meme sentences

' is he always so charming? '

' is there a meth problem we need to talk about? '

' people are dying because of me! '

' come at me, bro! '

' remember, your fake I.D sucks! '

' it's cute, you assume i have feelings. '

' i've seen every horror movie made and the funny best friend who gets left behind.. dead mean. '

' you're not that funny. '

' duly noted. i guess next time i'll just let you die. '

' buddy, what's going on? i'm not your type. '

' am i the only one who finds this unusual? '

' you really don't know much, do you? '

' it's more fun to break the rules than to follow them. '

' are you kidding me? i was born afraid.. which sounded a lot better in my head. '

' feel better now? '

' you have every right to be mad at me. '

' how can someone as smart and perceptive as you not realize that the person sitting right there is in love with you? '

' they're getting to be quite the team '

' you have nothing to be ashamed of. '

' hey my name is not "little girl", okay? '

' she's very comfortable with her body. '

' remember you were born to do this. '

' no! it's not true! '

' considering i'm the one with the weapons, i get to say what i want. '

' you're my best friend. '

' i couldn't live without you. '

' i'm turning 18. i'm not going on some epic journey. '

' does he normally just lay like that without moving? '

' can you two focus? this is not a joke. '

[mementoxmei-blog]

Zombieland Quote Memes

[sexdrugsmxrder-deactivated20161]

mementoxmei:

❝ I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. ❞

❝ Is that how you say hello where you come from? ❞

❝ I’ve never hit a kid before. ❞

❝ It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker. ❞

❝ So do you have any regrets? ❞

❝ Time to nut up or shut up! ❞

❝ Are you fucking with me? ❞

❝ I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency. ❞

❝ Twelve’s the new twenty. ❞

❝ You got taken hostage by a 12 year old? ❞

❝ Don’t kill me with my own gun. ❞

❝ I haven’t cried like that since Titanic. ❞

❝ Let’s play the quiet game. ❞

❝ You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❞

❝ It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❞

❝ You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❞

❝ You can do anything you want to a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac! ❞

❝ Where are the fucking Twinkies? ❞

❝ FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❞

❝ She’s only famous when she’s Hannah Montana! When she’s wearing the wig! ❞

❝ Oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s Ghostbusters. ❞

❝ Poor, fat bastard. ❞

❝ You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. ❞

❝ See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me! ❞

❝ Here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❞

❝ Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❞

❝ You wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❞

❝ Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❞

❝ Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. ❞

❝  Hey, a little help with movin’ the couch. We’re makin’ a fort. ❞

❝ Have you ever read that book “She’s Just Not That Into You”? ❞

❝ You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove half way across the country… where are you gonna go? ❞

❝ Thank God for rednecks! ❞

❝ You see, that why i don’t let people close, you only get burned. ❞

❝ Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❞

❝ Woulda? Coulda? Shoulda? ❞

[puffballmemes]

Send “📱” For a text conversation between our muses!

using this generator! 

if you can’t see the emoji, send ‘text!’ instead!

[angstmemes]

Send me a kink and I’ll tell you whether my muse is into it and whether they’ve ever experimented with it.

[scaeviity]

[ lit ]

❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE .[ lit ] your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine .

NEPHILIM // WIELDER OF BOTH LIGHT AND DARKNESS, WILL YOU SUCCUMB OR RISE?

An unlit cigarette hangs from pale lips, this close to falling from how careless he’s being. It’s not until he notices somebody approaching, a zippo in her hand, that he closes his mouth enough to not let the cigarette fall to the ground. The last thing he needs is for it to go to waste. It’s enough that it’s getting harder and harder to come by them. 

A raised eyebrow as he watches her light his cigarette up, immediately waving off the smoke that comes out. “ Thanks. ” with a note of confusion at the end of it. It’s appreciated although he wonders.  .  .  “ You always do this to strangers with unlit cigarettes? ” 

[scaeviity]

[ clean ] ,, i mean, it's probably blood she's cleaning off :/

❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE .[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how .

NEPHILIM // WIELDER OF BOTH LIGHT AND DARKNESS, WILL YOU SUCCUMB OR RISE?

Rough, she accosts him the moment he comes up to her and starts rubbing the nearest thing against his face -- a semi-clean cloth. And rub she does, diligently cleaning all the blood and goo that still clings to him in one way or another. Vigorously at that too if the way she’s adamant to get it all off is any kind of clue. 

“ Ouch, careful there. “ mumbled halfheartedly when Nico runs over one of the many small cuts that litter his face. “ Don’t wanna bruise this pretty face, do you? “ and something that’s a hybrid between his smug grin and a pained scowl. Yeah, no, that’s definitely going to leave a mark when it heals. 

[gorecrafts-blog]

💋! [ scaeviity! let them smooch -- ]

kisses.    /    @scaeviity💋 for a random kiss > 💑 for a first kiss.

          “we ever gonna do somethin’ about this sexual tension?”      the question comes unprompted, cutting into what nonchalant conversation they’d been amusing themselves with. she’s caught dante eyeing up her legs again; he’s neither slick nor subtle about the way his gaze follows the bared skin. nico’s seen that look on enough people to know what it means. usually the admiration’s accepted with a flip of the hair and a dismissive grin, but this is dante and nico likes having his eyes on her. ( hell, she’s guilty of losing all track of her thoughts whenever he happens to bare a flash of skin. )           “look, man, i’m just sayin’. we could be makin’ out right now if you wanted.”          he does want, it seems. a few moments later finds nico seated on his lap, leaning in for what proves to be a far warmer, more playful kiss than she’d envisaged. ( well, that’s not how it was supposed to go; he’s not supposed to make her heart all fluttery. asshole. ) she winds her fingers into his hair and enjoys the thrill anyway. 

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me   ‘ caress ‘  + a body part for my muse’s reaction to yours caressing them there

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me    “ what happened to you? “    for your muse to find mine bandaging up a wound. 

[scaeviity]

✒︎ ✒︎ ✒︎

Send me “✒︎” for a random, dumb, pointless fact about my muse.

MARSHMALLOW // PART VOID, PART CHOCOBO, WHOLLY PERMANENTLY EXHAUSTED

1. On a number of occasions, he’s found out what different demon guts taste like. It was entirely accidental from being sprayed over by blood and other tidbits after killing them. Suffice to say, he’s thankful he has a strong stomach. 

2. He’s entertained the idea of actually getting his back tattooed so whenever he uses his powers, the tattoo fills in. Still something he’s considering. 

3. Pretty good DDR player. Can play medium songs perfectly and hard ones almost w/o sweating too much. 

[scaeviity]

✒︎

Send me “✒︎” for a random, dumb, pointless fact about my muse.

MARSHMALLOW // PART VOID, PART CHOCOBO, WHOLLY PERMANENTLY EXHAUSTED

Altho not actively smoking, Dante has been seen reaching for the packet whenever idle. Sometimes it’s just to play w/ it / tap his fingers on it, sometimes he takes a cigarette out but doesn’t light it up. It depends. 

[scaeviity]

✒︎✒︎✒︎✒︎✒︎

Send me “✒︎” for a random, dumb, pointless fact about my muse.

MARSHMALLOW // PART VOID, PART CHOCOBO, WHOLLY PERMANENTLY EXHAUSTED

1. Flexible af. Can and will do the splits or rotate his arms ‘ unnaturally ‘ if only to unnerve people bc he can. He’s banned from showing his flexibility around Vergil bc he’s dislocated both of his arms once due to it. Also somehow ended up breaking a hip. He still has the scars to show it bc apparently not even demonic healing can fix that. 

2. He likes pineapple on pizza and is one of the go-to choices when ordering it. I don’t make the rules. :’) 

3. Should his hair start going white, he swears that he’ll dye it the brightest colour he can find. Currently hoping it doesn’t actually happen. 

4. He’d sooner fight bare-handed than touch any other weapon than the ones he normally uses.

5. Has nearly chewed on his necklace a few times. He’s gotten as far as putting it in his mouth before spitting it back out. 

[virus-anomaly]

Send me “✒︎” for a random, dumb, pointless fact about my muse.

[fatelesssuggestion]

You want me dead? Get in line. You’re not the first one, and you certainly won’t be the last.

[argentumtonitrua]

MARSHMALLOW // PART VOID, PART CHOCOBO, WHOLLY PERMANENTLY EXHAUSTED

Where tf is Ender / Kweh? Here. Literally, here. This is just a stupid headline joke for the blogroll that will get passed around every now and then. 

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