#gos3 asks

[mwagneto]

some people in the gomens tag seem to think that 'our souls will find each other in every universe' is a humanity-affirming statement. it's not! fighting for one's actual, current life is humanity-affirming. putting trust in your 'soul' or whatever maybe getting a second chance in a completely different life is extremely fucking grim. what the fuck was all that

literally like i'm sorry for not being raised christian what the fuck even is a soul. if someone told me i'd die miserable and alone right now but my soul would get reincarnated as someone who doesn't go through any of the horrors i did and they'll get to find happiness (smtg AC didn't even know would happen. also not even what happened like those two are just some random dudes) i would feel exactly 0% better what the fuck are you people talking about. every day is all there is.

[mwagneto]

hi i've been seeing your posts all over the dash and wanna give you my support. you're 100% right that all this horseshit was homophobia i cannot believe the director has been kiki'ing with the fandom on twitter and insta all this time only to turn around and say yeah we """had discussions""" and we "all" (fat fucking chance.) decided that them not kissing again was better and more pure :) PLEASE SHUT UP! don't let the people in your replies acting like you're somehow delusional for recognizing this get you down. the show established that they both wanted more than they already had from their relationship and gave us a desperate kiss to seal the deal. expecting another one is literal common sense. if they don't 'need' a kiss to signify anything why the fuck did the final fifteen of s2 happen. why did anything in s2 happen. don't look me in the eyes and tell me they just wouldn't like it. in the angel and demon living on earth and doing human things show. idgaf if people can somehow like that finale, great for you, but to act like people who didn't are wrong and "obsessed" and "weird" for wanting a kiss can go to HELLLLLL

THANK YOUUU AND EXACTLYYYYYY. "they wouldn't kiss they're not human" they don't need to eat or drink or sleep or walk to places or listen to music or read books or ride horses or drive cars or take trains or go to the park or or or either but they do it anyway because they like it and it feels good and they want to!! they've been here so long they've deviated from their purpose and their respective sides and developed needs and wants and desires and became something not quite human but not quite not human either!!! that's what this fucking STORY IS ABOUT. taps the sign. dont worry mr aziraphale i saw you eat half an ox.

[mwagneto]

wait so did they get sent to super hell????? 😭

they stopped existing so either they went to superhell or they went to the place angels go after they die ala castiel but i think the canon implication is that they were just entirely wiped from the world, having never existed. comically horrible ending

[mwagneto]

Also Crowley after always wanting Aziraphale to pick him/them over heaven and hell and their plan just to go "actually yeah humanity first" like oh okay my good close personal friend Crowley woudl nottt say that like who is that

CROWLEYYYYYYYY. Crowley whose first reaction at any sign of trouble was to beg Aziraphale to run away with him. Crowley who was always so terrified of his fragile little happiness ending he would bolt at the slightest threat. Crowley whose entire existence revolved around wanting him and Aziraphale to be safe. deciding no actually if the entire universe ended and we both died i'd be far happier. i'm going to swim in acid

[mwagneto]

thank you for not being over GO3 - i have loveddd reading your takes these past days! you know what i also absolutely DETESTED is aziraphale's characterization - he had absolutely nO AGENCY in the end and was reduced to being crowley's idek how to call it BIT ON THE SIDE and inferior in every way ! what about his century long struggle with shades of grey in WHAT WAY is he "JUST A CHARACTER IN HER BOOK" ???? WHAT OF HIM Going to heaven and trying to DO THE RIGHT THING?? GO3 PORTAYAL of aziraphale was just CHARACTER ASSASINATION ffs and that he practically died believing this haunts me (dont even get me started on the whole "best angel" narrative that was also completety bonkers REDUCTIVE AF and how could azira geniunely STILL frame it like this and actually effing believe it)

thank you😭😭 literally thisss neither of them got to act like themselves basically at all but especially aziraphale, the ending with him being like i'm just a dumbass rule following idiot who has never had a single independent thought (AZIRAPHALE??!??????!!!? HIM???!?!??????? BE SERIOUS RN.) also him saying crowley is the best angel like that's something that they both think is a good thing to say. sickening like actually sickening. what are they doing to my old men.

[mwagneto]

people saying it's like. acephobic to be upset that crowley and aziraphale didn't kiss because physical affection isn't all that matters and their love is so deep they don't need to kiss or whatever is driving me insane because i don't know why they don't understand that nobody makes these arguments about straight people. nobody ever needs to make these arguments about straight people because straight people just get to kiss. and gay people don't. like it's literally that simple to me.

LITERALLYYYY like point out one fucking straight couple where they're romantically involved but dont ever physically interact and the general consensus is that it's better like that's the popular opinion and the showrunners opinion. no it literally only ever fucking happens with gay people and it's CONSTANTLYYYY. HAPPENING WITH GAY PEOPLE. and somehow noone fucking understands that they're being homophobic. and it always has to be about gay couples too like you never see these people fixating on a straight ship and arguing they should stay platonic it's always 2 men. i dont know how some people don't realise their opinions are informed by unexamined biases against gay intimacy. and there are like millions of pieces of media where 2 men dont kiss each other. media where two men kiss or god forbid have sex is sorely lacking and is always extremely important in this fuckass landscape and media where men don't kiss is literally just All Media.

[mwagneto]

at least we got confirmation that crowley's sexy bride of frankenstein heaven look was aziraphales doing because crowley had no miracles at the time

OHHGGHGH MY GOD. i didn't even think about that you are so fucking right. we were so robbed of tense scenes of them taking the lift but i'm picking up my delicious crumbs

[mwagneto]

I filtered the GO/GO3 tag to keep from being spoiled bc I can’t watch it. But I just peeked at one of your posts, was it shit from ass? Is it bad? Should I even care ab spoilers atp?

it is so indescribably bad. like i'd prepared for the worst and it was still lightyears worse than i thought. i can't even say "it's bad but if you want to see them again you should watch it" because they're so out of character it feels like watching someone else pilot their bodies around. it's awful. i'm always pro "check it out and decide for yourself" but with this i think people who spare themselves the pain of sitting through it are far better off