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LB: ☠️ last time i sto<pped by bibi's place fo<r a friendly lil jo<int n jay o<h sesh
LB: ☠️ o<l sigs was there drinkin all her 2lo<ko<s!
LB: ☠️ pretty mean o<f him to< waste em like that... never seen the bastard even tipsy befo<re, n this time was no< different!!
Most of my family has beef of some kind with my one cousin and to be fair she's kindof obnoxious but like the BIGGEST thing is that she divorced her long time husband who everyone adored and ran away with her tango instructor (universally hated), had a baby w/ him, dumped him, and a few years later started dating this rude know it all who recently asked for her dad's blessing and he Did NOT give it. The ex husband just got divorced from his 2nd wife but hopefully he stays away for his sake
honestly she sounds like A Lot but running away with your tango instructor is some grade-a soap opera nonsense and i have to admit to being a bit impressed
🫖 fafnir!!
AD: i hear sigurds been losing games of toby fox pro skater for the slaystation
AD: on purpose
AD: for a giiirrrrllll
AD: i didnt even think he could hold a controller
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AC: My dear sweet Tripph came home awful late last night; he only left for a quick juice trip to the Montaz Hive, you know.
AC: When he came back, many hours later, he looked as though he'd been attacked by a truly ferocious beeast! All scratched up and disheveled!
AC: Haha!
AC: I know that bite pattern when I see it.
💬 + bumblebee for breakdown
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Where did he even start with Bee?
"My first friend outside of the Stunticons. Back when the war was in full swing, we'd sneak away to race, and to frag, and to just get away from it all for a short while." He looked like he was remembering fond memories.
"We tried courting. Never worked out. He was so sweet. Always offered to run away with me. Neither of us wanted the war. We were young and just wanted to live our lives."
He sighed.
"But I couldn't commit. Watched his spark break again and again. It just turned into a cruel game. Primus, his face is gorgeous when he's sad. When he's angry. But when he's happy? Really, truly happy? That's when he's at his prettiest."
"And don't get me started on his frame..." He chuckled, before shrugging. "Bee was my closest friend. My racing buddy, my fragging buddy. Maybe one day I'll get the courage to ask him the question. Hopefully I'm still in time to get a yes."
💬 + Blackarachnia [for TFA Starscream]
"Blackarachnia! Beh!"
He would spit on the name if he could.
"She only cares about herself, and is such an arrogant femme!" He crossed his arms, looking away and practically turning his nasal ridge up at the thought of talking about her.
"She's conniving, backstabbing, cruel, and all around just a menace to my peace and quiet!"
He sighs and puts his servos on his hips. "Though, I won't deny... She did make a wonderful slave in a dream I once had. Putting her in her place was definitely the right move. She looked good with a collar, even with that disgusting organic side to her." He laughed, his wings fluttering a bit at the memory. Not that he would ever admit that to her.
💬 + Swindle for Breakdown
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"Swindle, huh?"
He huffs and leans on the entrance to a tunnel, looking out over the cliff before him. "Annoying con-mech. Grinds my gears every chance he gets."
He shrugs and readjusts his stance a little. "Very untrustworthy. Always trying to make a quick shanix." He hums, before looking down at his chest.
"I guess he's alright, though. Even if he is trying to make a profit, he's always had the slag that we needed. So, even if he was greasy, he was... Well, not reliable. But... Something close to that? At least when it came to repair parts and upgrades."
He straightened up and walked over to the ledge. "Don't tell him I said this, but he's one of the more favorable Decepticons, to me, anyway. Better than Starscream, that's for sure."
Sorry, I misremembered. It's about twenty minutes in, and they only completely ignore it for about ten: bullenweg[.]com/#matts-nose-bleeds-unacknowledged-during-podcast
THAT'S FUCKING CRAZY LMFAO WTF
