#got bitching

[caffeinosis]

I just scrolled past a gifset of the Jaime vs Drogon feat. Bronn scene and nothing HotD does could possibly reach these levels of stupidity

[failvillain]

not ONE professional reviewer pointing out how devoid of logic and inconsistent the writing is on game of thrones. i feel like i’m on the truman show

[caffeinosis]

Why does Arya always get stuck with the ugliest outfits? I want to get excited about her wearing northern clothes like you all are, but I think both the hair and the outfit is really unflattering. :/

[caffeinosis]

A lot of people seem to think that the problem with Jaime’s storyline is merely that he and Cersei haven’t become estranged yet, and when he finds out about her sleeping with Lancel he’ll break up with her*, run off to the Riverlands, meet Brienne and everything will be back on track again. But no? The problems with his storyline run much deeper than that. Like the fact that he’s remained completely stagnant for at least 2 seasons because he’s stuck with filler plotlines, they have adapted none of the themes relevant to his arc and his entire personality has been reduced to being Cersei’s lapdog and snarking around.

So what if he and Cersei finally break up? I couldn’t give a fuck about Jaime/Brienne in the show anymore, because I think it’s too late to salvage him. There’s nothing I liked about the character left. And if the spoilers I’ve read about the rest of the season are accurate, that's just going to be the nail in the coffin for me.

* And, by the way, their falling out in the book was about much more than her cheating, no matter how much he obsesses over it. It  was about them being completely incompatible, wanting different things and the fact that neither of them even cared about what the other wanted, or was even willing to understand. Which is not true in the show. In fact show!Jaime has been incredibly supportive of Cersei so far. So if he simply dumped her over Lancel my reaction would still be “eh, so what?” and it’d make me dislike him even more.

[ariannenymerosmartell]

calmyourselfkaren replied to your post “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SANDSNAKES SCENE YOU DICKLICKING FUCKWADS. ”

I've just read through all of your GOT rants and you've said my exact opinions on everything. I'm like 30000% sure D&D just dribbled ink on a bit of paper and handed it to the show writers. It's like it was written by horny 13 year olds?!!?

I swear, they’re just so incompetent and incapable of telling a coherent story. Like what was the point of Dorne?!

[ariannenymerosmartell]

After careful consideration I have decided to support the Night’s King for the iron throne. Westeros deserves to die. 

#teamnightsking2k15

[ariannenymerosmartell]

What do Dick and Dong mean why they said “when George told us about this?” 

Like... Shireen is at the Wall. Stannis ain’t at the Wall. Stannis ain’t burning his child. 

Like, even if Melisandre does burn her to bring back Jon... that is not the same as her father burning her. 

[ariannenymerosmartell]

ejcov replied to your post:What happened to shireen?!? I can't watch for a...

WHAT THE FUCK!????????? What THE FUCK??!???? WHY THE WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY EVEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD THRY HAVE ALL THOSE SHIREEN/STANNIS SCENES AND THEN PULL THIS FUCKING SHIT?????

Because creatively it made sense to them.

Hoenstly, I want to burn them next. Just for shits and fucking giggles. I have no wars to win.