#got promoted

[cloned-eyes]

501st boys (timelapse under cut)

[acetier]

Link never got used to the constant reminder that only one of them breathed.

[latejulys]

teehee 😋

[euphemeron]

So how are you accomodating?

I told the Sheriff to get lost.

He liked that.

@the-oceanographer

[lindypindy]

Today was rough 😞

[thedailyfucku]

I WENT TO FUCKING WORK & GOT PROMOTED! THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT????

Yo perdedores! This shit is fucking unbelievable. So I went to work for my shift like I usually fucking do and it's busy as all get out cos it's goddamn Holy Week and there are tourists literally everywhere. Anyways, some of the other fucking staff didn't show, including the shift manager. So it was fucking chaos and everyone is standing around with their dicks in their fucking hand, like it's their goddamn first day in first grade, cos the manager ain't there to tell them shit. Anyways, it pissed me off how no one was doing anything so I started bossing them around, getting them to do their actual fucking jobs and whatever. Nothing special. They got kinda fucking scared of me or some shit cos I was yelling orders and whatever else, so they ended up doing exactly as I said. Then the manager of the entire place came in while I was yelling and he got to hear most of it. After I finished my shift he asked me if I wanted to be the shift manager, which means I get to boss the other fuckers around every goddamn day. And I get a bit extra pay and still pour drinks so I still get tips. Fucking sweet, as. What the fuck is Mexico, man? It's like some fucking opposite world where good shit happens to me. Fucking love Mexico!!!! Milkovich out!

[ravenidolofdreams]

@sirius-and-orion

"I'm so happy you think that highly of me Shinomiya-san"