Mar 9, 2018
Am I a doctor though?
My friend who lives on the other side of the world messages me instead of going to the doctor.
He recently sent me a dick pic and was like "what's wrong with this?" I said Hernia, turns out it was a very bad hernia.
He sent me some weird messages, I said I think your depressed, turns out he is.
And not only am I his GP I am now his personal and couples councillor.
My skills are endless.
Need an unqualified doctor, psychologist or councillor hit me up I'm global yo