Nov 14, 2017
Unsolicited Batman Kink Headcannon #1
Jonathan Crane has a thing for women over 40. He likes a lady with experience and at least one disappointing marriage under their belt before he'll give them the time of day. Laugh lines? Awesome. Gray roots showing? Tremendous. Has tons of great stories over the course of a rich life she'd love to share with a nice young man? Say no more.
When he was leaving Georgia for Gotham, he had a passionate, 3 day affair with his 48 year old realtor named Marianne. She wasn't his first, but she didn't have to be to leave such a lasting impression on a 27 year old.
Edward teases Jon in public by pointing out every 90 year old woman with an oxygen tank they see, waggling eyebrows and all.