Jun 2, 2018
The reason the Harvey Dent/Jonathan Crane/ Edward Nygma trio is so dynamite is that at any given time one of them can look at the other two and think "oh my God these fucking people"
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The reason the Harvey Dent/Jonathan Crane/ Edward Nygma trio is so dynamite is that at any given time one of them can look at the other two and think "oh my God these fucking people"
Meanwhile at the Iceberg Lounge
Edward *trying to be sassy* Jesus, Jonathan! The only reason you're intimidating is because you're 90% leg and 10% torso; you're like a giant daddy Longlegs with a southern accent.
Oswald: *half listening* Can you please stop referring to Dr. Crane as a giant daddy? This is a family establishment, Edward.
Jon (giving advice): Well, in my professional opinion I....
Literally anyone within earshot:
A list of condescending nicknames the Rogues have used in relation to Jonathan Crane
I came up with these on my drive home for break today and I hope y'all can stretch this baby out because being a Gotham Rogue is like being a character on Veep; lots of fun, but you will be emotionally destroyed by your coworkers.
Hucklescary Finn
Georgia Peach (usually preceded by "sweet" or "ripe" and said with a bad southern accent)
*when Scarecrow ditches his shirt for whatever reason* Scarehoe
Unsolicited Batman Kink Headcannon #1
Jonathan Crane has a thing for women over 40. He likes a lady with experience and at least one disappointing marriage under their belt before he'll give them the time of day. Laugh lines? Awesome. Gray roots showing? Tremendous. Has tons of great stories over the course of a rich life she'd love to share with a nice young man? Say no more.
When he was leaving Georgia for Gotham, he had a passionate, 3 day affair with his 48 year old realtor named Marianne. She wasn't his first, but she didn't have to be to leave such a lasting impression on a 27 year old.
Edward teases Jon in public by pointing out every 90 year old woman with an oxygen tank they see, waggling eyebrows and all.
Callout Post for JCrane
Definitely buys underwear from a pack. That is all.
#king khan #mark sultan #yalanpapillons #jcrane the other night twas sorta a blur after they played. Thanks for the shoutouts #peace https://www.instagram.com/p/B1PHeq3gVOO/?igshid=yzb4voahrfba
So as some of you might know, I am absolutely on the Harlivy ship, like, I'm the first mate on the fucking boat BUT you know what like my other favorite ship in the world is? Jon and Harley. Like?? HELLO?! There's so much that can be done with them in terms of their semi linked back stories and opposites attract thing they have going on surprised how much people sleep on this. Harlivy is god tier but this is at least demigod tier