#gotkindabored.dark

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w̶h̶y̶ d̶o̶ i̶ t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ s̶e̶r̶i̶a̶l̶k̶i̶l̶l̶e̶r̶!s̶i̶r̶i̶u̶s̶ i̶s̶ k̶i̶n̶d̶a̶ h̶o̶t̶

Things That Are Bad Always Taste Nice

PAIRING: Serial Killer!Sirius Black x F!Reader

CONTENT: mentions of blood + murder - not explicit, NSFW, bit of smut, mildly dark fic 18+, possessiveness

NOTES: You mfs are WILD! Anyway, don't kill anyone and don't romanticize real life murders or you're just... ew. Also, this goes without saying, but avoid this if it makes you uncomfortable.

Large spots of dark red were stained onto Sirius' white t-shirt that now lay on his bathroom floor.

Look, it wasn't Sirius' fault that he had killed that piece of shit. He just wouldn't stop talking to her; his hands trailing up and down her arm when she clearly didn't want it. If anything, he had done the world a favour.

Sirius needed less than a second before he decided: he needed to kill him.

Mad he might be, but man-men cannot plan; not the way he had the week leading up to the man’s death — sneaking into his house and held the bedcovers tightly against his neck, knife strapped to his side and ready to use.

He made sure to stage it as a robbery gone wrong.

With his alibi covered, evidence destroyed, bleached used to scrub away any possible fingerprints, Sirius headed home and immediately hopped in the shower. The smell of tangy iron and red water cascaded down his body before turning crystal clear. The hot puffs of air and smell vanished into the air vents above.

"Sirius! I'm home!" Her sweet voice rang out as the door clicked shut. He didn’t expect her to return that early. "Where are you?"

"Hi, love!" Sirius shouted back. In a panic, he popped out of the shower, picked up his bloodied clothes and tossed them into the nearby laundry basket — hiding them underneath the rest of the dirty clothes. "I'm in the bathroom!"

Quickly, he slipped back into the shower.

The bathroom door opened. He let out a breath. That was too close — his angel — his best girl seeing his tattered clothes.

Because no, no, no no no — he couldn’t scare her away. He wouldn’t.

"Work was awful," she muttered, and Sirius could hear the clinking of her belt falling against the floor tiles. Then another article of clothing thudding down. "I genuinely everyone."

She stepped in naked, sighing as the hot water hit her skin. Sirius gave a deep chuckle before his hands spun her around to face him.

He leant forward, their lips colliding messily. His hand ran up and down her side, grabbing and groping her breast that left her shivering, lips parting to let out a whimper.

"Mmm," he groaned into the kiss. "I missed you."

His chest felt as if it was going to burst; his heart hammering even louder, aggressively against the confines of his body.

His hold was tight, pulling her close.

"Sirius —" she gasped, whining against his lips as he grinded his half-hard cock against her.

Murder was worth it if that meant she was safe, happy and his.

"I love you," he chanted, again and again, her name spilling from his lips. He pushes her against the wall, his hand snaking down to drag along her folds and pushing his fingers in. "

You know that right? Everything I do is for you,” said Sirius darkly. He bit down on her bottom lip, leaving her breathless and dazed — kissed into submission as he curled his fingers, her soft moans mixing in with the water splashing down.

“Fuck! Please, I want more.”

Instead, his fingers slipped out, moving to align his cock, pushing the tip in. “I love you, love you —“

They both gasped once he fully bottomed out.

He barely gave her time to adjust, purposely wanting to overwhelm her — wanting her to never think about anyone but him — to never think about another man's cock but his.

His fingers dig into her hips, pace brutal and mean. And he relishes her moans jumping pitches from the thrust. “I’m never letting you go."

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oh my god, lol, but fucking priest remus on an alter. your mind is just 😩. i love it

i want him to arrange religious counseling meetings so he can help me with my relationship with god and then use that time to teach me how to worship him and his cock

CW: religious kink/themes, priest!remus

Block #gotkindabored.dark & priest!au/priest!remus if you don’t like

“Why are you crying, pretty girl?” Remus said, pushing her head further down in his cock. He gently picked up his pace, pulling her head back only to thrust in harder. “I thought this is what you were praying for? Begging for forgiveness?”

Tears were beginning to prickle at the corner of her eyes as she gagged around him, peering up to meet a Remus looking down with flushed cheeks and his clerical collar shifted. His hand came down, in what she assumed was going to cradle her face, only to squeeze her jaw so her mouth fell open wider. The wet sounds of him using her throat became much louder.

“Shh, it’s going to be okay,” he grunted, eyes clenched shut as his chest began to rise and fall in shorter intervals. He looked past her, staring to the aged crucifix bolted to the wall. “I’ll take care of you. You’re going to be cleansed of your sins. Christ, have mercy.”

He began to lead a prayer and she worshiped alongside him, just in a different way.

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Serial Killer!Sirius Headcanons

CW: mention of murder, notSFW, dark content, all of this is purely fiction, (YOU inspired), MDNI 18+

SerialKiller!Sirius that takes a bunch of photos of you secretly before you two started seeing each other.

SerialKiller!Sirius that has a notebook of information about you. Things you like, things you want, things you do…

SerialKiller!Sirius that goes out of his way to memorize your schedule and gets irrationally upset when there’s a sudden change.

SerialKiller!Sirius who kills anyone that could be a potential ‘threat’ to your relationship with him.

SerialKiller!Sirius who likes when you depend on him.

SerialKiller!Sirius who buys you a locket with a tracker in it.

SerialKiller!Sirius who dotes on you, loves you, buys you gifts, is the perfect boyfriend. And you never suspect anything.

SerialKiller!Sirius who (before becoming your flatmate) watches you sleep at night from your open window. He just does it because you’re defenceless, spread out over the bed sheets in nothing but sheer clothing. In his warped mind, he believes this is making sure you’re safe. 

SerialKiller!Sirius who’s a perv and takes articles of clothing from you.

SerialKiller!Sirius who then uses said clothes to jerk himself off or loves to put them into your mouth, gagging you when fucking you into the mattress.

SerialKiller!Sirius who likes to make you cockwarm him during horror movies. He likes to feel you clench around him, jump at the slightest noise all while whispering things like, “Shh, nothings going to hurt you. Those aren’t the monsters you need to worry about.”

SerialKiller!Sirius that grew up rich, never having to do anything — work for anything, and yet there he was, hands rough and ragged and calloused from his secret activities.

SerialKiller!Sirius who can’t get enough of the loving look in your eyes or your face in his hands — what he used to inflict so much violence. And yet he could never be anything but gentle with you.

SerialKiller!Sirius who would do anything, be anything, kill anything if that meant being with you.

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Serial Killer!Sirius Black

Sometimes people do crazy things when they’re in love. It doesn’t mean it’s right, moral, or legal, it just simply means that love is more important.

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OMGGGG FLATMATE SIRIUS CAN'T WAITT i can see it like he's super sweet with the reader cause she just arrived in London she doesn't know anything but her flatmate but IRLLL boiiii is like Joe Goldberg from You 😏😏😏😏 and he is infatuated with her and she doesn't have any clue ahahah ah

Hehehehe you're reading my mind!!! I just LOVE writing crazy characters and Sirius is the perfect marauder to make absolutely batshit crazy. And yes! Joe Goldberg and Love Quinn are actually really big inspirations for stalker/serial killer!sirius.

ugh I love the idea sm. Maybe it’s just the fucked up part of our brains that just wants someone to love us so much they’re willing to do anything lmfao. This is making me want to drop everything and write this fic.

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WAIT WRITE THIS

BESTIE IVE BEEN PLANNING OUT A SMALL SERIES ABOUT SERIAL KILLER SIRIUS DW

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NEW TAG ANNOUNCEMENT!

Block the tag #gotkindabored.dark for dark fics / blurbs / dialogues / asks / etc.

This will include talks of murder, stalking, etc. (get the general idea?)

I’m getting an influx of dark headcanons / asks for Halloween and I want to make sure you can block anything you don’t want to see. and if it bothers you a lot, I get it if you unfollow.

And quick reminder for dialogues, etc — I do NOT write non-con (and dubcon depending on how ‘dark’ it is), underage reader/characters, bestiality, incest, piss/scat, getting freaky with dead people, a/b/o. When in doubt, ask!