#gourgeiist

[affectionsuggestion]

I want to hold you while you cry, I want to be there for you whenever you need me.

[necroticsanonymous]

Every Dog In The World, Micheal, & Hunk for #2, with 'sleep with' interpreted in the Most SFW Way™.

guys i love u but its michael

2. marry, cuddle, sleep with

marry michael, cuddle with Every Dog In The World, sleep with hunk!

[high-tidethunder]

💩 (for the ask meme I didnt just send you a poo)

tbh i wouldn’t be surprised if you did

💩: Ship that you find disgusting

ok there are like. a few.wincest, for obvious reasons (ahem, they’re brothers, ahem)jack/parse, that was like CANONICALLY A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP FOR JACK WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE MY SONas an extension of that jack/bitty/parse bc literally no one in that relationship loves parse like. “bless his heart *icicles*” doesn’t translate to “ship ship ship ship”jughead/anyone *glares at riverdale writers* the boy is aro ace let him be aro ace how many aro ace people do you actually see on tv?? none?? exactly. let aro ace people have their representation.i’ve seen people ship bitty and lardo? it’s rare but i’ve seen it and that’s gross because he is a Gay Man do not erase his sexualitylol i’m cynical and hate a lot of things eh?

[redbeansesameball]

Sfjhfuj i blocked u a bit back bc you have the same icon as sob//erc//ommun//ist and i panicked Im sorry t^t

welp time for a new icon lads

[jenroses]

gourgeiist reblogged your link:I ATE THREE EGGS EVERY SINGLE MORNING FOR A WEEK -...

#this probably needs some kind of tw but I can't think of one#food

yeah, i tried to think of one but all I could come up with was "mayhem". How do you warn against the apocalypse without spoiling the ending?

[legityoots]

gourgeiist replied to your post “not going to link to an article because clickbait but jesus fuck can...”

oohmygod i hate her so much, she called nicki minaj fat and told her to 'lay off the burgers' ???????

what a scumbag i swear