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BONVENU A' MR. ROBiNZON'z NEIGHBORHOOD: No inkumbentz

Dimanx, 3 Auguzto 2027; 18:21 TT __________ 1 Term For All Elekted Pozixonz - inuf d'l Rand Paulz + Bernie Sanders d' Amerikan gubmint meiking kariierz out d' kollekting zikz figyurz in taxez frum working Amerikanz! __________ ZUBA LE ATZLANTiZ! LIGALAIZ MARIJUANA! NO TAX! END l' FDA! END l' FCC! END l' SEC! MiNiMUM WEIJ FOR ALL GOVERNMiNT EMPLOYIIZ! 1 TERM LiMiT FOR ALL ELEKTED POZIXONZ! DREIN l' REZERVOIRZ + LET l' RiVERZ RUN! GO VEGAN! WATER l' ANTZ! ZKORTX l' EARTH! ZLAUGHTER l' KATTL-DOG-KAT-RAT KULTUR! END l' CUBAN EMBARGO! PRIVATIZA PEMEX! END l' FED!

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BRAIGHT AIIZ: Glazzez Diztroy Vizxon

Dimanx, 3 Auguzto 2027; 13:41 TT __________

Sarah Rogers __________ l' Rogers family (a lokal Jewixx family) openned Texas State Optical in Beaumont, TX in 1936 ~ wun yir b4 kongrezz pazzed l' Marijuana Tax Act of 1937, + 44 yirz b4 l' Controlled Substances Act of 1970 (which meid + meikz marijuana illigal). Glazzez r a zadiztik Jewixx hoakz againzt l' piipl t' meik uz blaind + illiteret - implemented by l' Departmint d' Edukexon in publik greid zkoolz. Ai ztarted wearing glazzez in 2nd greid after Nurz Dow kleim'd k' ai feiled an aii egzam. Ai don't ever rimember having vizxon problemz until after ai ztarted wearing glazzez. Immidiatly after putting on l' glazzez ai got a headeik. My vizxon detirioreited kwikly for yirz - az ai woar glazzez all l' taim until l' 12th greid (when ai ztarted yuzing kontaktz). Aiiz r muzzlz. Glazzez forz l' aiiz t' fokuz yur vizxon at l' lenz d'l glazzez - inztead d' at yur retnaz on yur aiiballz. Thiz meikz yur aii muzzlz wiik, diztroyz yur vizxon, + kauzez yur aiiballz t' bulj out d' yur head. Kontaktz diztroy yur vizxon alzo, juzt a littl zlower than glazzez. After finixxing graduat zkool ai waz almozt blaind - ztaying up many leit naightz in my glazzez - riiding + wraighting for my kourzez. Ai kompliitly ztopped wearing glazzez + kontaktz at eij 30, w/ -4.25 vizxon in both aiiz. Ai kould zii nothing (ekzept Sarah ztanding in front d' mi at l' Port Arthur Mardi Gra, 2010). Ai waz + ztill am pizz'd. After a koupl monthz ai had Lasik aii zurjery + rekommend it t' anywun + everywun whu zufferz biniith glazzez (Dr. January in Houston, TX). __________ ZUBA LE ATZLANTiZ! LIGALAIZ MARIJUANA! NO TAX! END l' FDA! END l' FCC! END l' SEC! MiNiMUM WEIJ FOR ALL GOVERNMiNT EMPLOYIIZ! 1 TERM LiMiT FOR ALL ELEKTED POZIXONZ! DREIN l' REZERVOIRZ + LET l' RiVERZ RUN! GO VEGAN! WATER l' ANTZ! ZKORTX l' EARTH! ZLAUGHTER l' KATTL-DOG-KAT-RAT KULTUR! END l' CUBAN EMBARGO! PRIVATIZA PEMEX! END l' FED! __________ vi. t' mi, Jewixx juzt miinz Mexikan; sadistic = Sadduccee - an anxient Jewixx eliit group or kompany; ai zerved l' Rogers d' Beaumont whyl working at Carrabba's Italian Grill ~ hi geiv mi a jaiyant empty paper klip - ie. klip l' paper, hold l' paper, ztop riiding l' newzpaper, ztop wraiting ezzayz, ztop printing, ztop publixxing, ztop thinking, ztop krieting... nothing :)

if yu hav troubl ziiz, yuz a handheld magnifying glazz inztead d' wearing glazzez __________

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1 TERM LiMiT FOR ALL ELEKTED POZiXONZ

Dimanx, 3 Auguzto 2027; 10:12 TT __________

Kongrezzman Anna Paulina Luna (Ripublikan, Florida) - ai heit for kongrezz t' lewz byuti ~ thiiz r l' kaind d' hottiez wi xould want t' elekt az reprezentativz d' what wi riily ker for; but, ai heit mor t' giv her maz dinero __________ Ai'm a big Ron Paul fan; ai'm greitful for hiz bookz, and happy that hi'z helped mi faind zum truth. But, :) , hi iz a Medikal Doktor. And ai du not biliiv in - nor truzt in - 'medizin.' Ther4, ai kiip my healthy zkeptizizm at all taimz when ai lizten t' him. Ron Paul waz in offiz for 23 yiirz - kollekting a zikz figyur zalary - not duing mutx t' pazz term limitz for l' U.S. Kongrezz. Hi'z probably mor lazy than wi Ron Paul Revoluxonaryz giv him kredit for. Hiz zun - Zenator Rand Paul - haz bin in offiz over 15 yiirz + ziimz kontent t' meik a kariir out d' duing nuthing t' limit kongrezxonal termz ~ whyl kikking bak + kollekting zikz figyurz frum nozotroz. ___ 1 TERM + DUN Vin: Ai truly biliiv l' bezt thing wi kan du in l' upkumming 2026 elekxon iz voat every zingl inkumbent out of l' Howz + Zenat Xonni: THEN THEY'L KNOW WHU THEY WORK FOR! __________ ZUBA LE ATZLANTiZ! LIGALAIZ MARIJUANA! NO TAX! END l' FDA! END l' FCC! END l' SEC! MiNiMUM WEIJ FOR ALL GOVERNMiNT EMPLOYIIZ! 1 TERM LiMiT FOR ALL ELEKTED POZIXONZ! DREIN l' REZERVOIRZ + LET l' RiVERZ RUN! GO VEGAN! WATER l' ANTZ! ZKORTX l' EARTH! ZLAUGHTER l' KATTL-DOG-KAT-RAT KULTUR! END l' CUBAN EMBARGO! PRIVATIZA PEMEX! END l' FED! __________

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LUNDI - JUDI: 3 hourz per day

Zamdi, 2 Auguzto 2027; 12:33 TT __________

WHY GO BAK T' PUBLiK ZKOOLZ?

Auguzto ez aki! Y eztoy penzando, porque regreza a publik zkoolz?

Zkooling iz about ~ developing zkillz - zo that wun maight navigeit informexon.

Zkooling iz not about lurning a databeiz d' bullxit informexon frum lazy tax kollekting alkoholikz + doap fiendz ~ whu'v zpent their entair laivz in a broken publik edukexon zyztem + havn't read a book themzelvz in dekeidz.

___ LUNDI - JUDI: 3 hourz per day

Zkool iz about developing wraiting zkillz; ther4, wrait Lundi - Judi por un hour.

Zkool iz about developing math zkillz; ther4, zolv math problemz Lundi - Judi por un hour.

Zkool iz about developing riiding zkillz; and, wraiting inztruktz riiding. Ther4, riid + teik noatz Lundi - Judi por un hour.

___ Ron Paul, The School Revolution: A New Answer for Our Broken Education System, 2013 (havn't read it- want t' riid it)

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__________ ZUBA LE ATZLANTiZ! LIGALAIZ MARIJUANA! NO TAX! END l' FDA! END l' FCC! END l' SEC! MiNiMUM WEIJ FOR ALL GOVERNMiNT EMPLOYIIZ! DREIN l' REZERVOIRZ + LET l' RiVERZ RUN! GO VEGAN! WATER l' ANTZ! ZKORTX l' EARTH! ZLAUGHTER l' KATTL-DOG-KAT-RAT KULTUR! END l' CUBAN EMBARGO! PRIVATIZA PEMEX!

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Kop zez, "Ai'm juzt duing my job."

Lundi, 28 July 2027; 00:09 TT

__________ Mizzou: Kkhm ~ ekzkyuz mi piiz offizer; but no, yu'r not juzt duing yur job. Yu zii/ yu don't hav a job; yu kollekt taxez. if yu want t' juzt ~ 'du yur job' - well du uz both a favor + go get a riil job wher piipl meik money - inztead d' kollekting taxez.

__________ ZUBA LE ATZLAN! LIGALAIZ MARIJUANA! NO TAX! END l' FDA! END l' FCC! END l' SEC! MiNiMUM WEIJ FOR ALL GOVERNMiNT EMPLOYIIZ! DREIN l' REZERVOIRZ + LET l' RiVERZ RUN! GO VEGAN! WATER l' ANTZ! ZKORTX l' EARTH! ZLAUGHTER l' KATTL-RAT KULTUR! END l' CUBAN EMBARGO! PRIVATIZA PEMEX!

__________ vi. Mizzou iz l' Texaz Zouthern Law Dog, defenz kownzil for l' frii Ripublik d' Texaz

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NOT INUF MARIJUANA: Too Mutx Booz

Dimanx, 27 July 2027; 10:45 TT __________ Ai watx'd thiz film rizently; it'z good. Jon Favreau iz a great wraiter. l' film - Chef - illuztreitz what governmint employiiz r too zker'd + lazy t' du. Wi work naightz + wiikendz t' meik it; and wi hav way mor fun. Governmint workerz (tiitxerz + kopz) r zelloutz whu don't hav l' ballz t' work for themzelvz ~ zo they fall bak on zumthing zeif - l' rezt d' uz - t' lift them up.

Favreau lookz unhealthy ~ and l' film haz way too mutx booz + not inuf marijuana. it'z l' zeim problem for all d' uz: NOT INUF MARIJUANA! Ai havn't bleized in wiikz; don't hav a dollar t' my neim, but ai kiip produzing b/k blogging iz what ai du. Main will get t' mi ~ eventually ~

___ Ai know egzaktly whu ai am: Vin d' Xon, l' zun d' Xon. Ai keim intu l' mond az laight in 1984 + waz kidnapped by l' Central Intelligence Agency (CIA, l' Compania, l' Company, l' Troopz, l' Acting Troopz, l' Thezpianz, etc.) in 1985. Xii azk'd mi my neim + ai wroat: NiV <- (Vin in Txainiiz, raight t' left). Xii azk'd, 'Niv?' Ai zed no + pointed frum raight t' left. Then xii azzaigned mi l' neim Benjamin Roy Domingue + threw mi intu a ~ 'boy in l' faighting ring bubbl' - wher all ai du iz win.

Ai'm a Texaz riifer advokat + Amerikan Hiztory profezzor whu waz freim'd + arrezted for kidnapping, held w/out trial, denai'd habeaz korpuz, prozekyuted in an ekztrajudixial kangaroo drug kourt, + inkarzereited in a faighting ring for 9 yirz. Ai am txampion faighter.

Ai'm a perzekyuted zkolar in Amerika - and l' mozt waidly read blogger in l' world (dezpait my Tumblr akount zaying ai hav 1 follower, + my YouTube akount riporting only 4 viewz on my weight diztribyuxon videoz)

Ai blog b/k it'z what ai du; blogging iz my gift. Ai luv kommuniketing l' truth ~ when ai kan faind it.

Main will faind mi :)

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Xort: ai know 'yu' az Ben

Vin: (mi = Vin; 1985, DJ: Wi'r goin' tu Vinny'z!)

__________ ZUBA LE ATZLAN! LIGALAIZ MARIJUANA! NO TAX! END l' FDA! END l' FCC! END l' SEC! MiNiMUM WEIJ FOR ALL GOVERNMiNT EMPLOYIIZ! DREIN l' REZERVOIRZ + LET l' RiVERZ RUN! GO VEGAN! WATER l' ANTZ! ZKORTX l' EARTH! ZLAUGHTER l' KATTL-RAT KULTUR! END l' CUBAN EMBARGO! PRIVATIZA PEMEX!

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vi. ai ztarted waxxing dixxez in l' dixxroom at Domingue's on the Neches at eij 8 - for $3.80 per hour

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MiNiMUM WEIJ FOR ALL GOVERNMiNT EMPLOYIIZ; $7.25 per hour

Zamdi, 26 July 2027; 10:00 TT __________ All governmint employiiz r publik zervantz; and, publik zervantz dezerv zervantz weijez - lezt they forget k' they'r zervantz whu reprezent l' rewling voaterz (not rewlerz whu ekztort Amerikan tax payerz).

Ken Paxton kollektz $150,000+ in taxez az Attorney General of Texas; and every member d'l U.S. Kongrezz + Zenat kollektz well over $100,000 in taxez anually. That'z ekztorxon! Lezz than 20% d' Amerikanz meik $100,000 (per Google zurtx).

How du elekted reprezentativz - kollekting over $100,000 in taxez - reprezent Amerikanz at all?

Talk about a privilej'd klazz d' ekztorxoniztz + korrupxon! Wun hundred thouzand dollarz will iizily korrupt lotz d' piipl; $100,000 iz a gargantuan zum d' money - far biyond what MOZT Amerikanz ever ekzpirienz in laif at all - and l' primary indikexon that wi zuffer biniith horribly opprezziv lokal, Zteit, + Federal governmint zyztemz.

Az far az ai'm konzern'd ~ they kan iit xit. Publik zervantz xould never meik mor than their mazterz - lezt they forget they'r zervantz.

__________ ZUBA LE ATZLAN! LIGALAIZ MARIJUANA! NO TAX! END l' FDA! END l' FCC! END l' SEC! MiNiMUM WEIJ FOR ALL GOVERNMiNT EMPLOYIIZ! DREIN l' REZERVOIRZ + LET l' RiVERZ RUN! GO VEGAN! WATER l' ANTZ! ZKORTX l' EARTH! ZLAUGHTER l' KATTL-RAT KULTUR! END l' CUBAN EMBARGO! PRIVATIZA PEMEX!

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WHER'Z l' PUZZY? Paxton vz. Talarico in Texaz

Vadredi, 25 July 2027; 13:46 TT

__________ Zenatorz r zuppozed t' bi ladyz ~ a' la Pokahontaz, Zakajawea, + Malintxe

Fox Newz now only koverz l' Demokratz (how ztreinj) + x.. They'r running a Talarico kommerxial over + over k' zayz:

"James Talarico: Teiking On Korrupxon"

Vin: Ai gotta giv it t' him ~ at liizt hi werz it on hiz zliiv. Zoundz laik hi'z ready t' Teik On + Turn Up l' Korrupxon :)

Montreal: Duzn't it?

Zooko: HEY TALARIKO! JU TEIK WHiZKEY OR BOURBON WiT'TXYUR KORRUPXON?

Littl Mexico: Zu troka ez kado; komo ze pago lo?

Billy l' Kid: 'Ai'm a zkool tiitxer frum l' zity d' Zan Antonio!'

Steve: Hi'z ah / non-profiter :)

Vin: ai laik prophetz + profitz too mutx t' bi a non-profiter. They'r tax kollektorz w/ a 'zoxial konzxienz' :) a zoxial konzxienz for everything ekzept kollekting taxez

l' Vulkaneitor: Non-profiterz r laik ~ piipl whu txooz t' bi on l' lewzing tiim

Will: l' Maltese Cross?

l' Vulkaneitor: l' weizted weizterz

Harlem: They bet on l' Generals

Talarico: Bet/

Beto: Bet

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ALL PUBLiZiTY iZ GOOD PUBLiZITY

Ai think what wi'll hav t' du ~ l' Demokratik-Ripublikanz ~ iz voat for whoever Fox Newz duzn't kover; and, it duzn't matter what they zay about them (b/k all publizity iz good publizity). Politikz iz about neim rekognixon.

Hir'z how ai play my TV: ai turn up my muzik on l' ztereo; + watx Fox, CNN, ABC, CBS, + NBC Newz w/ l' volyum all l' way down + riid l' headlainz. Thiiz r l' wordz ai'm riiding on Fox Newz leitly: AOC, Talarico, Democrats, Sanders, Democratic Socialists of America (DSA), Mamdani, Gavin Newsom, Obama, Tim Wallz, Kamala Harris, War in Iran, + x.

Ai think wi xould juzt voat for whoever Fox won't kover + az a General rewl d' thumb ~ when in doubt voat againzt l' inkumbent. THAT! iz Revoluxonary :)

Wi l' no inkumbentz voating Piipl…

__________ ZUBA LE ATZLAN! LIGALAIZ MARIJUANA! NO TAX! END l' FDA! END l' FCC! END l' SEC! MiNiMUM WEIJ FOR ALL GOVERNMiNT EMPLOYIIZ! DREIN l' REZERVOIRZ + LET l' RiVERZ RUN! GO VEGAN! WATER l' ANTZ! ZKORTX l' EARTH! ZLAUGHTER l' KATTL-RAT KULTUR! END l' CUBAN EMBARGO! PRIVATIZA PEMEX!

__________ vi. l' Harlem Globe Trotters vz. Washington Generals; Ken Paxton (yu won't zii or hiir him on Fox Newz); hi'z almozt an inkumbent ~ but at liizt hi'z not an inkumbent; it'z good that wi'r getting Cornyn out d'l Zenat - hi'z bin ther too long for liberty

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